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Personalised Wall Mount Bottle Opener Laser Engraved Fisherman Excuses Fish Sayings

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cedar, walnut, maple, pine
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 29 people
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Fisherman Excuses laser engraved.
I think everyone has used these excuses whilst fishing.. I know I have, it makes a whimsical gift for any fisher that you know.

Measures 5" by 10" by .75" your choice of wood with deep laser engraving.

Great for indoors or out, opener is cast iron and looks rustic.
These make nice gifts for anyone.

Need a different one? A fish instead.. Let us know what you want and we may be able to make it.


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    5 out of 5 stars
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    Gorgeous item! Craftsmanship is excellent, and the design is exactly what I wanted. Definitely will order more items from this shop!
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  • Reviewed by tom
    5 out of 5 stars
    Sep 15, 2018
    Appreciated the company working with me as I had trouble visualizing font styles. the laser carving is sharp and clear and the stone is the perfect size for holding in my hand. stone was carefully packed up in shipping. Means a lot to me to have this memorial to my dog Coco.
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We can not accept returns on custom orders, if we made a mistake we will fix it, and reship promptly.
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