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Oyster funny card - Food photography card - Shellfish card - Birthday card for food lover - Fork card - Oscar Wilde quotation card

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"The world was my oyster, but I used the wrong fork." Oscar Wilde.

I love oysters. I have now discovered I am allergic to oysters. This makes me sad.
Can be used for birthdays, or as a note card for an oyster, or Wilde lover.

Photograph taken with a Rolleiflex camera on my kitchen table.
The card is 150x150mm on 300 gsm board, it comes with a white envelope in a cellophane wrapper.
All cards are blank and have a gloss finish.

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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.


Square cards: 150x150mm (6x6inches).
Rectangular cards: 127x177mm (5x7inches)
Gloss finish
Cards come with white envelopes and cellophane wrapping

Quoteacard made this item with help from

  • The Imaging Centre, Tonbridge, England
Quoteacard made this item with help from:
  • The Imaging Centre, Tonbridge, England

Oyster funny card - Food photography card - Shellfish card - Birthday card for food lover - Fork card - Oscar Wilde quotation card

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: 300gsm board, Gloss finish
  • Feedback: 2 reviews
  • Gift message available

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Ready to ship in 1–2 business days
From United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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