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Vast Beer Knowledge | Birthday Card

Vast Beer Knowledge | Birthday Card

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Beer snobs sure know a lot about beer. You know what they don’t know a lot about though? How much nobody cares. Wish your favorite hipster a happy birthday while also putting him or her in their place.

COVER: Your vast knowledge of beer is quite unbelievable
INSIDE: Much like your inability to identify sarcasm. Happy Birthday!
80# smooth cover stock
Kraft paper envelope


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