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Because every now and again you have a period that deserves a freaking fiesta. Dont believe me?

Examples for your consideration:
*You just had your first period!
*Your period was mysteriously missing a while, but now she's back.
*You made it through your first period after some hardcore Uterine surgery.
*Your Uterus is herself again after a pregnancy.

All of these call for a party, a party with a freaking awesome pinata. So for your pleasure we introduce our Super Period Fun Time Pinata.
She's filled with the good stuff: 9 oz of Bliss dark chocolates all wrapped in pink, 9 oz of Hershey's kisses and a sprinkling of Kotex's colorful U Click tampons.

She's no mini, Super Period Fun Time Uterus Pinata measures:
29" from fallopian to fallopian
34" around
16" from top to bottom

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*While we do not endorse beating of Uteri, we are all for women having fun with their periods. To keep any rapscallions with ill intent at bay she comes pre-stuffed with period love and is a ladies only bit of Vulva Love*

♥VulvaLoveLovely: Often imitated, never replicated and occasionally lubricated♥

Super Period Fun Time Uterus Pinata

Overview

  • Materials: uterine love, newspaper, flour, glue, fixant, lots of hot glue gun action, crepe paper, acrylic paint and glossy paper
  • Ships worldwide from Florida, United States
  • Feedback: 926 reviews
  • Favorited by: 73 people