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Happy Birthday you Absolute Cock Birthday Card - Funny, Rude, Offensive Greeting Card - Peabody Studio

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Description

Pictures speak a thousand words.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

- Blank inside for your own message.
- This card is A5 size (148mm x 210mm).
- Professionally printed onto 300gsm card, in the United Kingdom.
- Comes with a crisp, mind-blowingly green envelope.
- Carefully packaged in clear cello bag for protection.


See all of our products here www.etsy.com/uk/shop/PeabodyStudioPrints

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Copyright © Peabody Studio
All Rights Reserved.
Pictures speak a thousand words.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

- Blank inside for your own message.
- This card is A5 size (148mm x 210mm).
- Professionally printed onto 300gsm card, in the United Kingdom.
- Comes with a crisp, mind-blowingly green envelope.
- Carefully packaged in clear cello bag for protection.


See all of our products here www.etsy.com/uk/shop/PeabodyStudioPrints

Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

Copyright © Peabody Studio
All Rights Reserved.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(68)
Reviewed by Sidonie MacInnes
Buyer photo Sidonie MacInnes, who reviewed this item with the Etsy app for iPhone.
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 20, 2018
My boyfriend loved this card (as did I). I’m very happy I cho-cho-chose it (that joke never gets old) x
I Choo Choo Choose You Valentines Day Card - Funny card for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife

Reviewed by Lauren Pike
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 20, 2018
Amazing card! Colours were very vibrant and quick shipping too!
I Choo Choo Choose You Valentines Day Card - Funny card for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife

Reviewed by Jane Low

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Happy Birthday you Absolute Cock Birthday Card - Funny, Rude, Offensive Greeting Card - Peabody Studio

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From United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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