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Alternative Greetings Card – Funny Card, Birthday Card, Cheeky Card, Sarcastic Card

Alternative Greetings Card – Funny Card, Birthday Card, Cheeky Card, Sarcastic Card

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Envelope, Laminated Print, 240gms Card Stock
  • Favorited by: 1 person
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

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Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From United Kingdom
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Description

Do traditional, ‘soppy’ greetings cards leave you feeling ever so slightly nauseous?! Fear not! The Romance is Dead greetings card range allows you to express sentiments in a different, but nevertheless meaningful way!

The front of the card reads: 'Happy Birthday! I made you a cake! (I didn't really. Sorry).

Original designs entirely handcrafted onto 240gms card stock and supplied with a matching white envelope.

Left blank inside for your own personal greeting.

Card measures 105 x 148 mm and is sealed in a cellophane wrapper to keep it clean.

All items within the UK will be shipped out using the Royal Mail ‘Signed For 1st Class’ service to ensure delivery. For those customers living outside the UK, your items will be shipped out via the Royal Mail's 'International Tracked’ service.

**I offer a free gift wrapping service on all orders, and can even include (at no extra cost) a miniature gift card if you would like me to post directly to someone else. I can either hand-write your personalised message in the card for you, or you can send me a scan of your hand-written message and I will print it out and include it in the card for you. I offer a selection of free mini cards... please do message me for more details**
Do traditional, ‘soppy’ greetings cards leave you feeling ever so slightly nauseous?! Fear not! The Romance is Dead greetings card range allows you to express sentiments in a different, but nevertheless meaningful way!

The front of the card reads: 'Happy Birthday! I made you a cake! (I didn't really. Sorry).

Original designs entirely handcrafted onto 240gms card stock and supplied with a matching white envelope.

Left blank inside for your own personal greeting.

Card measures 105 x 148 mm and is sealed in a cellophane wrapper to keep it clean.

All items within the UK will be shipped out using the Royal Mail ‘Signed For 1st Class’ service to ensure delivery. For those customers living outside the UK, your items will be shipped out via the Royal Mail's 'International Tracked’ service.

**I offer a free gift wrapping service on all orders, and can even include (at no extra cost) a miniature gift card if you would like me to post directly to someone else. I can either hand-write your personalised message in the card for you, or you can send me a scan of your hand-written message and I will print it out and include it in the card for you. I offer a selection of free mini cards... please do message me for more details**

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