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Thanks To Being A Waitress I Never Want To Have Kids Or Be An Old Person. Funny Waitress / Server Shirt

Thanks To Being A Waitress I Never Want To Have Kids Or Be An Old Person. Funny Waitress / Server Shirt

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Gilden, Bellas, Fruit of the loom, Hanes, Heavyweight, Preshrunk, Cotton
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 3 people
  • Gift message available
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From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

Thanks to being a waitress I never want to have kids or be an old person. Funny waitress / server Shirt.


*INCLUDE SHIRT COLOR IN THE MESSAGE TO SELLER BOX AT CHECKOUT*
*Color chart is shown above*

*THE DESIGN COLORS CANNOT BE CHANGED*

Colors vary with style of shirt - please see below for choices.

Women's Tees are available in White, Light Blue, Yellow and Pink.
Women's Tanks are available in White and Pink.
Women's Babydolls are available in White,
Black and Azalea (pink)


Men's Tees are available in White, Red, Light Blue, Orange, Blue, Tan, Brown, Ash, Green and Yellow.
Men's Longsleeve are available in White, Blue and Ash.
Hoodies are available in White, Blue, Tan, Ash and Pink.

*If no color choice is given, the design will print on a white shirt.*
Thanks to being a waitress I never want to have kids or be an old person. Funny waitress / server Shirt.


*INCLUDE SHIRT COLOR IN THE MESSAGE TO SELLER BOX AT CHECKOUT*
*Color chart is shown above*

*THE DESIGN COLORS CANNOT BE CHANGED*

Colors vary with style of shirt - please see below for choices.

Women's Tees are available in White, Light Blue, Yellow and Pink.
Women's Tanks are available in White and Pink.
Women's Babydolls are available in White,
Black and Azalea (pink)


Men's Tees are available in White, Red, Light Blue, Orange, Blue, Tan, Brown, Ash, Green and Yellow.
Men's Longsleeve are available in White, Blue and Ash.
Hoodies are available in White, Blue, Tan, Ash and Pink.

*If no color choice is given, the design will print on a white shirt.*

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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