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the Cthulhu Mythos Nativity Scene Papercraft Nightmare

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The Unthinkable has happened, the Stars are Right, and the Three Eldritch Magi are slouching toward Bethlehem.

Behold! In a humble manger, Father Dagon and Mother Hydra seek refuge, that the Abomination might be born unto Them. The High Priest of Innsmouth, the Black Pharoah, and the King in Yellow have journeyed from distant lands, bearing precious and noxious gifts.

The Mi-Go angel is upon us!

Brown Jenkin lives in the barn, with a cuddly Shoggoth, the Goat of One Thousand young, a mad camel, and a frighteningly intense sheep. There's a ghoul, too, from the Dreamlands, and a Whateley, of Dunwich, come to bear witness.

And in a humble bed of fœtid straw, Little Lord Cthulhu, Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

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I've been working on this little blasphemy for a bit, and I'm happy that it is ready to pollute this festive season.

Simply download the pdfs, print them as you like on card-stock, and the paper-craft fun begins. Cut out the barn and the individual figures; you can keep it simple or revel in the twisted details. Assembly is quite simple, and little hints and cheats abound. All the figures are double-sided, so you can arrange your scenes at will. Print and complete multiples if you wish.

There's a peculiar twist to this product. For reasons beyond the ken of mortals, Etsy allows only five pages for a digital download. Feel free to write them and complain. But this giant fun papercraft project requires seven pages! So I stashed the other two pages on my website, at:

http://www.daupo.com/unholycreche.html

(You need to paste the URL into your browser.)

That's where the instructions are, too, so please visit! Have fun! Avoid papercuts! Print, like, eighty of the creepy sheep and freak out your co-workers! Thanks!
The Unthinkable has happened, the Stars are Right, and the Three Eldritch Magi are slouching toward Bethlehem.

Behold! In a humble manger, Father Dagon and Mother Hydra seek refuge, that the Abomination might be born unto Them. The High Priest of Innsmouth, the Black Pharoah, and the King in Yellow have journeyed from distant lands, bearing precious and noxious gifts.

The Mi-Go angel is upon us!

Brown Jenkin lives in the barn, with a cuddly Shoggoth, the Goat of One Thousand young, a mad camel, and a frighteningly intense sheep. There's a ghoul, too, from the Dreamlands, and a Whateley, of Dunwich, come to bear witness.

And in a humble bed of fœtid straw, Little Lord Cthulhu, Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

- - - - -

I've been working on this little blasphemy for a bit, and I'm happy that it is ready to pollute this festive season.

Simply download the pdfs, print them as you like on card-stock, and the paper-craft fun begins. Cut out the barn and the individual figures; you can keep it simple or revel in the twisted details. Assembly is quite simple, and little hints and cheats abound. All the figures are double-sided, so you can arrange your scenes at will. Print and complete multiples if you wish.

There's a peculiar twist to this product. For reasons beyond the ken of mortals, Etsy allows only five pages for a digital download. Feel free to write them and complain. But this giant fun papercraft project requires seven pages! So I stashed the other two pages on my website, at:

http://www.daupo.com/unholycreche.html

(You need to paste the URL into your browser.)

That's where the instructions are, too, so please visit! Have fun! Avoid papercuts! Print, like, eighty of the creepy sheep and freak out your co-workers! Thanks!

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