the Oddventures of Bartus & Toe Jam: Doughnuts, Dungaree and Disciples

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the Oddventures of Bartus & Toe Jam: Doughnuts, Dungaree and Disciples

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Seriously, who doesn’t like doughtnuts?

And what about dungarees, everyone has a pair of gnarly old pants in their basement, right?

But what’s a disciple? Come on now, anyone?

Well, Bartus is an adventurous disciplemaker. And Toe Jam, a small, mildly gross, koala-like creature is his latest apprentice on the journey. Here, before your watery eyes, is Entry #21 from Bartus’ private journal. Bump into all the weirdos in town. Try to keep up on their oddventures. And no matter what, complete the mission! Real nice, Bartus & Toe Jam. Real nice.

About the Book:
WHO: 8-12 yr olds = A light read for serious kids with a silly sense of humor!

WHAT: It's sort of about disciplemaking. Learning to live like Jesus in the middle of a strange adventure.

WHAT Else: Hardcover. 172 pages of pure Oddventure.

WHY: Because I'm a huge fan of strange imaginations. Weird characters. Silly adventures. And Christ-centered truths and actions all smushed up together on one big mission! Kinda like corn & bread.

Shipping Notes:
- In-stock items will ship within 3-5 business days.
- Out-of-stock items may require an extra 2-week print / process time PLUS the allotted 3-5 business day ship time.
- We typically ship in small quantities, however, if you're interested in ordering more than 5 message us and we'll work out the best shipping rates for your wallet.

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Seriously, who doesn’t like doughtnuts?

And what about dungarees, everyone has a pair of gnarly old pants in their basement, right?

But what’s a disciple? Come on now, anyone?

Well, Bartus is an adventurous disciplemaker. And Toe Jam, a small, mildly gross, koala-like creature is his latest apprentice on the journey. Here, before your watery eyes, is Entry #21 from Bartus’ private journal. Bump into all the weirdos in town. Try to keep up on their oddventures. And no matter what, complete the mission! Real nice, Bartus & Toe Jam. Real nice.

About the Book:
WHO: 8-12 yr olds = A light read for serious kids with a silly sense of humor!

WHAT: It's sort of about disciplemaking. Learning to live like Jesus in the middle of a strange adventure.

WHAT Else: Hardcover. 172 pages of pure Oddventure.

WHY: Because I'm a huge fan of strange imaginations. Weird characters. Silly adventures. And Christ-centered truths and actions all smushed up together on one big mission! Kinda like corn & bread.

Shipping Notes:
- In-stock items will ship within 3-5 business days.
- Out-of-stock items may require an extra 2-week print / process time PLUS the allotted 3-5 business day ship time.
- We typically ship in small quantities, however, if you're interested in ordering more than 5 message us and we'll work out the best shipping rates for your wallet.

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Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From Wadsworth, OH

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Cancellation: If you wish to cancel your order, message us within 24 hours and we'll refund your purchase. If the item(s) has already shipped it will be processed as a 'Return' (see Shipping Policy).

Returns: If you desire to return the items then see above note on returns.

Damages: Should you receive damaged item(s) in the mail please email us immediately with description of the damaged item(s) as well as the quantity of replacements needed and we will ship replacements ASAP at no cost to you. If you send us a picture there will be no need to return the damaged items, saving you the cost of return shipping.

Not Our Fault: If you like to drink coffee and puff on cigars while engaging in the use of our resources and you happen to spill or drop hot ash upon the pages, we will not be held responsible for the ruin. That said, feel free to send us a picture of the damage and we will mourn the ruin with a cigar and coffee of our own.

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For Manufactured in-stock items expect a 3-5 business day processing and ship time.

Handmade goods are prepared upon order and take longer, up to 1-2 weeks. Thanks for understanding. Art may take even longer, in which case you'll be notified.

Returns: If you desire to return the items after you've received them you must message us within the week of delivery for a full refund minus shipping and handling costs.

Damages: Should you receive damaged item(s) from the delivery process please email us immediately with a description of the damaged item(s) as well as the quantity of replacements needed and we will ship replacements ASAP at no cost to you. If you send us a picture there will be no need to return the damaged items, saving you the cost of return shipping.

We trust the USPS to work for your good though without guaranteeing exact arrival times. Expect an average of 7-10 days for arrival per the USPS. Shipping & Handling costs may vary as USPS rates continue to change.

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Backorders: If you wish to purchase more than we have in stock message us and we'll be happy to meet your needs. Expect a possible 2-week delay (in excess of our 3-5 business days for processing all orders) for printing and processing your order. We will ship 1 complete order once all items are in unless otherwise noted by you.

AbsoUnpro made this item with help from

  • Ingram Spark, La Vergne, TN
AbsoUnpro made this item with help from:
  • Ingram Spark, La Vergne, TN

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