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Stay Safe. Eat Pie. Coffee Mug / Cup

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay Safe. Eat Pie. Funny coffee mug for Fall, Thanksgiving, the holidays, or just year round!

Rhinocoat White/Black 11oz Two Tone Mug. Black on inside with white outer base and art. Dishwasher Safe Sublimation that will never wear off, peel or crack off your mug!

Each mug is carefully hand sublimated and may have very slight differences in color or placement. Each phone, screen, computer, etc. vary in color slightly, so the actual physical mug can look just a bit different; making each mug perfectly unique for our customers!

*Items in Our FTGS Brand Line are Made to Order. Could take up to 3 Weeks to Ship out to you!

Reviews

4.5 out of 5 stars
(674)
People are loving this shop. 25 people left 5-star reviews this month.
  • Reviewed by Holly Hill
    1 out of 5 stars
    Sep 25, 2018
    I ordered this on August 24th, received notice on September 14th it shipped. Well, it didn’t and after attempting to contact the seller they never responded to any of my messages. I had to file a Dispute. Suddenly it was shipped. Then it arrived yesterday, September 24th and is definitely not worth the money.
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    FTGS responded

    Holly, our shop clearly states that all orders take a full 3 weeks to process before shipment even occurs. So that fact it was sent on the 14th o 15th would have been accurate. USPS can take 3-10 days in transit to get your item and once shipped; depending on where you live, etc. We are not in control of that time frame. Shipping times en-route with USPS have many factors beyond our control that may change the delivery date. Also, you did purchase a highly discounted/clearance item. This item's description was very clear as to how it was made, etc. If you were unhappy with the product, we would've hoped you contacted us or uploaded photo evidence here as proof of what was wrong with it. - Thank you.


  • Reviewed by dori2014miller
    5 out of 5 stars
    Sep 25, 2018
    Bought this as a gift for my daughter... she LOVES it!
    Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole?? Find out on next week’s episode of “I think the fuck not” - Funny Gag Gift Coffee Mug / Cup

  • Reviewed by tylerparminter
    5 out of 5 stars
    Sep 25, 2018
    Great item. Image is awesome! My girlfriend loved it!
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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Sep 25, 2018
    Oh crap. What have I done? I just bought the most awesome mug to add to my collection and found a go-to Etsy shop for for future gift purchases. Thank you, FTGS! My mug is exactly as described and I love it!
    Fall Sh*t Halloween Coffee Mug / Cup

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 5 days of delivery
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The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Stay Safe. Eat Pie. Coffee Mug / Cup

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Can be personalized: No
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 25 people
  • Gift wrapping and message available
    Details
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

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Ready to ship in 2–3 weeks
From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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