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Funny Greeting Card. Good For Eatin'. Crab Card. Snarky Greeting Card. Humorous Card.

Good for eatin' not for spreadin'.

• Blank inside
• Printed on soft white
• Sized A2 (5.5 x 4.5)
• Coordinating envelope (envelope color is based on availability)
• Packaged in a cello sleeve

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Meet the owner of sweetperversion

Learn more about the shop and process
Jeanette Champion-Fanning

Frequently asked questions about sweetperversion

You bet your sweet ass we do! Our minimum opening order is $100.00 with $75.00 reorders.
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Fuck yeah! Please leave your sentiment in the "notes to seller" portion of your order, we'll then handwrite your message & ship it off!

*As our cards are printed by the hundreds, we are unable to digitally print your message.
We're terribly sorry, but as our cards are printed by the hundreds, we're unable to make any changes to the design or text.
Priority Mail shipping is available at checkout for US addresses and generally takes 2-3 business days for arrival (not guaranteed).
Aside from personalized pencils, we do not offer custom work.

Funny Greeting Card. Good For Eatin'. Crab Card. Snarky Greeting Card. Humorous Card.

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card, ink, envelope
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 4924 reviews
  • Favorited by: 281 people