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Anti-Valentine's Greetings Card - Romance is dead. At least your cat isn't.

Anti-Valentine's Greetings Card - Romance is dead. At least your cat isn't.

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, printed
  • Favorited by: 2 people
  • Gift message available

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From United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
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Your friend just got ditched. Save them. Help them to see the bright side. Romance is dead, but there are so many other great things in life... like their cat.

Give them the humorous boost they need.

This card lets your friend know that you care and although things seem rubbish now, you're there to help them see the light in life.

- Card is A6 (210mm tall x 148mm wide).
- Front text: Romance is dead. At least your cat isn't.
- Blank inside - to allow you to personalise to your hearts content.
- Blank back.
- White envelope supplied.

These cards are printed on high quality Silk 300gsm weight card. Silk coated paper has a low surface sheen and luxurious feel. It offers excellent ink to paper contrast so colours appear bright and defined.


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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

AudreyDuffStuff made this item with help from

  • A Printing Company, London, England
AudreyDuffStuff made this item with help from:
  • A Printing Company, London, England

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