Rude Scratch Off Valentines Card, Valentine's Card, Anniversary Card, Rude Card, Naughty, Boyfriend Card, Dirty Valentine Card, Girlfriend

Rude Scratch Off Valentines Card, Valentine's Card, Anniversary Card, Rude Card, Naughty, Boyfriend Card, Dirty Valentine Card, Girlfriend



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Featuring multiple silver scratch off areas, this card is a perfect way to treat your partner. You chose the reward, anything you like, from breakfast in bed, to a cheeky quickie! The only limit is your imagination. Why not order a few and make them one of your partner's gifts this Valentine's day? Or just one to pop inside their card!

The listing is for individual cards.

This design is printed onto matte white, A6 single sided postcard (148x105mm/6x4") and comes with a matching white envelope (optional)

When ordering, either select on of the listed options for the prize, or select 'other' and let me know what prize you'd like!

***Custom Orders***
*Please message me before ordering to discuss options*

I can also make custom cards, so if you fancy different wording, different imagery or personalisation, let me know! (Please note; there will be no extra cost for custom designs if I can sell them again, but personalised designs will be a little extra)

Cards will be packaged in a cellophane sleeve and posted in a hard back envelope via Royal Mail First Class post or International Tracked & Signed shipping for overseas orders.

Some artwork courtesy of

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply.

Meet TheLaughingSloth

Nicole Charleston

Hayle, United Kingdom

This seller usually responds within 24 hours.

For UK orders, I send 1st class. Upgrades to 1st Class Signed for (this is no quicker than standard 1st class, it just has delivery confirmation) and 1st Class with tracking (guaranteed next day delivery AFTER day of dispatch), are available at checkout.

For overseas orders, I send using Royal Mail International Tracked and Signed. These typically take 2-3 weeks to arrive, but delays due to customs are possible.

If you need an item by a certain date, please contact me prior to ordering to ensure this is possible and if so, the best postage option to select.
Please always contact me via etsy conversations as emails sometimes get missed if they get filtered out as spam.
If the item does not fall into any of the above categories in my return policies, then yes. However, please note that the return shipping is at your expense and not refundable. Also, the item MUST be sent back to me adequately packaged to protect it, in a resaleable condition and using the same shipping method it was sent you you with. (eg. Overseas MUST be sent back using a tracked and signed service etc)

The item cost will be refunded to you upon receipt of the item providing it has been packaged and sent correctly and can be resold.


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