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If There's No Wine In Heaven... I'm Not Going Funny Wooden Sign Home Decor For Wine Lovers

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This block art piece can hang on a wall or stand on a shelf, bookcase, windowsill or counter. Hand-painted and decorated with a freestyle font, this wooden decor features the funny saying "If There's No Wine In Heaven... I'm Not Going!" along with a wine glass. Finished with a light coat of satin varnish.

Makes a great gift for wine lovers for birthdays or holidays.

This piece is painted in off-white with black lettering, but please feel free to contact me if you would like a different color combination. I can also finish it with a distressed look instead of varnish if you prefer.

Because they are hand-painted, no two are exactly the same. Slight variations will exist.

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If There's No Wine In Heaven... I'm Not Going Funny Wooden Sign Home Decor For Wine Lovers

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  • Handmade item
  • Craft: Painting, Woodworking & carpentry
  • Height: 8 Inches
  • Width: 8 Inches
  • Materials: paint, wood
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 1 person
  • Gift message available

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