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I will not Keep Calm and you can F**k off - good honest sweary protest mugs - hand made by musicians.

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It a mug that helps express feelings. It swears for you, so you don't actually have to!

Price below is for a single mug - ideal as a present or just foryourself, to get you through Christmas...
They are best bought in pairs to avoid awkwardness with a partner.

I started making these for colleauges, facing possible redundancy...then the whole 'Brexit'
process began in England and I printed some more...now people are ordering them with the 'C' word (Christmas, of course) .

Sending these mugs to an acramonious Ex is not normally advisable as they probably don't even deserve something that cool.
Hastag #loafcoach and tweet them a photo instead?

Each 11oz mug is hand made, at home, by a bass player, so may vary very slightly from one shown..

They should be fine in a dishwasher but are best kept out of reach of small children who can read,
and their visiting parents.( trust me on this one).


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I will not Keep Calm and you can F**k off - good honest sweary protest mugs - hand made by musicians.

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  • Handmade item
  • Can be personalized: No
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Made to order
  • Gift message available


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