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Bloody Mary Tea Towel - Brunch theme - Kitchen Towel - Dish Towel - Funny Bloody Mary Kitchen Decor - Boozy Gift - Funny White Elephant

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Bloody Mary Tea Towel - Brunch theme - Kitchen Towel - Dish Towel - Funny Bloody Mary Kitchen Decor - Boozy Gift - Funny White Elephant

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  • Materials: ink, fabric, silkscreen
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From Austin, TX


Bloody Mary! These olives were having a fun little sparing match and then the one guy got a wee bit too serious. Thank goodness for brave hot sauce lending a hand!

100% cotton tea towel, 20” x 28”, hand-screenprinted here in Austin, TX, with permanent ink with cute retro rainbow stripes down the sides of the towel. Comes packaged folded with a paper band. Machine wash & dry medium, towels get softer and more absorbent with every wash.

Want to add a 2nd or 3rd towel of ANY DESIGN to your order? just chose that selection (you get a bit of a discount! :) and make sure to say what design you'd like in the notes at check out! see photos for all the additional funny food designs.

Check out all full line of funny food dish towels here -----> http://www.etsy.com/shop/fiskandfern?section_id=5123432


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We do offer returns. To receive your refund, the item will need to be shipped back to us within 10 days of purchase and we will refund the item amount of return shipping as well, after we have received the item and it is in good condition (unwashed) upon return.

As our items are all handprinted and assembled we do NOT accept returns on items that are ever so slightly different than what you see photographed. Please take the time to read the size and description of items as a return will NOT be issued if something is a different size than expected. Please note that aprons and tea towels WILL shrink in a hot or warm wash. we will not offer refunds for an item that has shrunk.

We do everything in small runs and while the colors are usually the same from run to run, there will be slight shifts in color or position from time to time. we see that as the beauty of the human touch!

Shipping policies

We ship our orders out from 1-3 days after your purchase - you can chose to upgrade to priority mail if you need it a little quicker!

Additional policies

We welcome wholesale orders and custom illustration inquires large and small.

We also are happy to take requests for custom orders, new designs for stationery or anything you can cook up! Please contact us for costs and rates for custom.

fiskandfern made this item with help from

  • Screenprinter, Austin, TX
fiskandfern made this item with help from:
  • Screenprinter, Austin, TX

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