PIZZA cotton boxers

PIZZA cotton boxers


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sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton

Pizza is nearly everyone's favorite food. Now he can carry around a reminder of his devotion to pizza inside of his very own pants!

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "EAT MY CRUST"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of guy they're suitable for:

• The cheesy
• The saucy
• The crusty
• Dough tossers
• Topping sprinklers
• Delivery drivers
• Takers & bakers
• Italians, New Yorkers, and Chicagoans
• Papas named John
• Domino players
• Anyone who’s a greasy slice of heaven
• Anyone who guarantees service in 30 minutes or less

When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... it's a much better bet than wearing *actual* pizza as underpants.

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Portland, Oregon

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