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Awesome vintage image card. I gave up sex for food, now i can't get in my own pants- one of the most hilarious sayings ever!

Greeting Cards are handmade with my own exclusive designs on 5" x 7" Kraft card stock with photo image on front and blank inside with matching envelope. They are made with very high quality Acid and Lignin free Kraft card stock.

Corners of the photos and cards are rounded to add a bit more of a vintage look to these fun and hilarious greetings.

They will come packaged in resealable crystal clear protective cello bag.

Once your friend has read your card, they can always frame the picture as it is a high quality professional printed photograph.

If you can't decide on which one you want- see bulk buys for listings for sets of 6 or 12

Funny Greeting Card. I gave up sex for food and now i can't get in my own pants

$3.95 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, photo
  • Feedback: 2816 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from Illinois, United States