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5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by rotta
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 22, 2018
I can’t say enough about the complete awesomeness of this seller. Of course, the items are hilarious and amazing, but what makes this the absolute BEST Etsy shop I’ve ever purchased from is the above and beyond customer service. It’s such a simple concept that SO many sellers miss, but this one has perfected.
You've been poisoned. Vulgar tea cup with coordinating Bye. saucer

Reviewed by Anissa Rajala
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 17, 2018
The person I bought it for said it was absolute perfection... She loved it!
Fuck off Vulgar pastel yellow tea cup with coordinating 'Dim Wit' scalloped saucer with gold edging

Reviewed by Liz Hamlet
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 17, 2018
These are simply AMAZING. Bought these for my boyfriend for his birthday and he simply adores them!!!! Caitlin is awesome and shipped them quickly so they'd arrive on time. Plus a portion of the proceeds go to help feed children... can you ask for anything better? I have recommended this shop to everyone and will be buying again in the future! love love love these! (And were delivered perfectly intact with zero issues)
You've been poisoned. Vulgar tea cup with coordinating Bye. saucer

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