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PDF/JPEG Eat A Bag of D-cks (Pattern)

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Images used here show finished work, finished product will fit into a 4x4 frame with 14ct aida.

**Already stitched, framed and available** : http://www.etsy.com/listing/57221109/eat-a-bag-of-d-cks



5 out of 5 stars
  • Reviewed by sjgearson42
    5 out of 5 stars
    Sep 26, 2018
    The look on my best friends face when she opened this for her birthday was priceless! Thank you SO MUCH!!!! I knew it was going to be amazing when I opened the box and it was even bigger then I had imagined! Thanks again!!
    You're the best b-tch I know

  • Reviewed by Paul B
    5 out of 5 stars
    Sep 10, 2018
    Love this pattern! Great housewarming present!
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  • Reviewed by Natalie Jennings
    5 out of 5 stars
    Aug 29, 2018
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  • Reviewed by Brian Carlton
    5 out of 5 stars
    Aug 23, 2018
    Ties the room together, and reminds me to pay adequate thanks to Him for this wild life I’ve had.

    Friends always chuckle at it. Mom also got a kick out of it.

    Looks great next to my proud savage dagger, and the written deed to the continental United States, Alaska, and Hawaii. 😆😜
    Protect Me, Satan


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