Greeting Card, Ron Swanson Quote, Parks and Rec Card, Funny Greeting Card, Whiskey Card, Funny Card, Parks and Rec Quote: Clear Alcohols


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'Clear Alcohols'

This hilarious greeting card is the perfect companion to the bottle of not-clear alcohol you gift to a very lucky friend. It's Ron Swanson approved, and you almost don't even need wrapping paper!

The size offered here is 4.25x5.5, folded card (A2). It is blank on the inside, so you have room to write all of your wonderful wishes! It is printed on great quality, 110lb paper, and comes with a white envelope.

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We now have 3 envelope colors to choose from: Black, Kraft or white! Let me know in the message to seller which one you would like. If left blank, I will always include a white envelope.

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Diana K

Diana K

Portland, Oregon

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