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Completely your home entryway this year, with one of our newest doormats!

18x30" made with 100% coir, which are natural fibers from the husks of a coconut and mold and mildew resistant. All doormats have a thick, sturdy vinyl backing, which prevents sliding no matter what surface. Our doormats are all hand painted and sealed for all weather conditions. We suggest you keep your door mat as dry as possible to keep the fibers from darkening. Just shake off to keep clean!

**All our items are made to order with love, please allow 2 weeks to receive your item.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Abbey
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 14, 2018
Beautiful. The picture through this very creative shop owners product page does not do this beautiful sign justice. You can see the love and creativity put into the piece and I am so happy I made the purchase! I feel blessed and honored to have if hanging in my home. Now my only problem is.. where to hang it?! ;-) Thank you for your wonderful work and I can’t wait to purchase again in the very near future. 😁
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Very cute and oh so accurate with 4 big indoor dogs. Fast shipping. Thank you!
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I gladly accept returns and cancellations
Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
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If you would like a refund after you have made your purchase, we will give you a full refund within 24 hours. If an item is damaged, please contact us within 48 hours to resolve your issue. We do NOT refund any shipping charges unless an item has been severely damaged while in transit. Buyer is responsible for shipping and shipping costs, back to us if any exchanges have to be made. If you are exchanging a damaged item, we will replace a new one back completely, after we have received the damaged goods. Please, please, read my entire listing before purchasing, as some of my pieces are distressed and come completely in certain colors, etc. Unfortunately due to personalization we do not offer any refunds on custom orders. Please make sure you always double check your proof and approve it. Once you approve your piece it will be exactly the way it was sent. :)

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Turn around time is between up to 2 weeks from date of purchase. We ship 1-3 day priority mail, via USPS. Items will be shipped two business days after they are completed.

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in Shohola, Pennsylvania

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