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Vintage Granny Feelgood's Restaurant Sign | No Smoking | Humorous Health Foods | Paper Ephemera

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This listing is for one vintage sheet of paper that was once used as a No Smoking sign at Granny Feelgood's, a restaurant which is now closed.

It states "no smoking: anyone caught smoking on the premises will be hung by the toenails and pummeled into unconsciousness with an organic carrot"

Approx: 11 1/4" H x 8 1/2" W

It has some rips and tears as it is old, but it would be great re-purposed in a frame and hung anywhere- perhaps in your kitchen!

Please see all photos for details on size and condition, and message me if you have any questions.

The card will be mailed in a plastic sleeve so it will be protected from the elements.

The .49 shipping is for shipping with a stamp, which does NOT include tracking. If you would like tracking, then please purchase "First Class" mail and I will be happy to upgrade your order to include tracking.


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Vintage Granny Feelgood's Restaurant Sign | No Smoking | Humorous Health Foods | Paper Ephemera

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  • Vintage item from the 1970s
  • Material: paper
  • Gift message available


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