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SALE! Bachelorette Party Penis Straws set of 10, Bachelorette Penis Straws Same Penis Forever Decor Last Fling Penis Decorations Penis Party

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SALE! Bachelorette Party Penis Straws set of 10, Bachelorette Penis Straws Same Penis Forever Decor Last Fling Penis Decorations Penis Party

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Overview

Bestseller

  • Handmade item
  • Straw Pattern: Black Plastic
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 55 people
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

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From Austin, TX
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EarlesFolly
in Austin, Texas

Sale details

cannot be combined with free gift promotion

Description

Want something other than the cheap plastic neon penis straws? Tired of paper straws going all limp on you (pun intended)?

Our handmade black plastic glitter penis straws are a unique, glittery and hilarious addition to your Bachelorette party or Hen party!

All of our penis straws are handmade in Austin, Texas by women who like to party. We offer a virtually endless amount of color combos and free rush processing (because we're cool like that). Cheers to your epic Bachelorette Party!

♛ Let's Get Matchy-Matchy ♛

Love our Bachelorette Party Look? Shop all of our naughty Bachelorette items & get FREE SHIPPING on all orders of $32 or more! (limited time offer)

Glittery Penis Confetti: https://www.etsy.com/listing/567512847

Same Penis Forever Banner: https://www.etsy.com/EarlesFolly/listing/489494015

Penis Garlands: https://www.etsy.com/listing/472314061

Visit our shop for more: www.etsy.com/shop/EarlesFolly

-Order Details-

Handmade with premium glitter card stock, each order includes one set of 10 plastic straws with your choice of glitter penis on the straw.

All straws come with vertical penis cutouts (as shown in first listing picture) unless horizontal is requested in the notes of your order.

Want to mix and match penis colors? Simply select the 2 Color Mix or 3 Color Mix options from the drop down menu and leave your color choices in the order notes.

Want to combine your penis straws with our matching glitter penis confetti? Get it here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/567512847

-Customization-

If you have a design or color in mind don't hesitate to message us- we love creating new ideas!

-Shipping-

These straws ship out fast, typically same day to 2 business days.

Need your order like yesterday? Message us and we'll do our best to make it happen!

-SALES & SPECIALS-

Spend $50 or more (shipping not included) and receive a FREE GIFT of your choice! Visit our shop announcement for all current free gift options: www.etsy.com/shop/EarlesFolly

-Matching Decor-

Our shop carries a variety of uniquely raunchy penis decor for all your naughty penis party needs; pair your party penis straws with our penis garlands and banners, penis cupcake toppers, and penis cupcake wrappers! Links to additional products are below.

Glitter Penis Garland Banner (bestseller!): https://www.etsy.com/listing/472314061/penis-party-garland-banner-bachelorette

Glitter Penis Cupcake Wrappers (bestseller!): https://www.etsy.com/listing/468542806/penis-glitter-cupcake-wrappers-set-of-12

Mr. Micro Penis Cupcake Toppers (lil' guys for lil' cupcakes... they need love, too): https://www.etsy.com/listing/473439195/mr-micro-penis-cupcake-toppers-picks-12

Penis and Pearls Tiara (new listing!): https://www.etsy.com/listing/474689145/bachelorette-penis-crown-headband

Customized Party Straws: https://www.etsy.com/listing/456865710/penis-straws-set-of-10-yay-same-penis

Cheers Bitches! Cupcake Toppers ('bitches' used in the empowering kind of way): https://www.etsy.com/listing/472307739/cheers-bitches-cupcake-toppers-set-of-12

YAS! Cupcake Toppers: https://www.etsy.com/listing/472309717/yas-cupcake-toppers-picks-set-of-12

Diamond Cupcake Toppers: https://www.etsy.com/listing/470154229/glitter-diamond-cupcake-or-donut-toppers

Congrats on your Engagement (sarcasm) Card: https://www.etsy.com/listing/455028232/congratulations-on-the-same-penis-for

Yay! Same Penis Forever (more sarcasm) Card: https://www.etsy.com/listing/455879930/yay-same-penis-forever-card-congratulate
Want something other than the cheap plastic neon penis straws? Tired of paper straws going all limp on you (pun intended)?

Our handmade black plastic glitter penis straws are a unique, glittery and hilarious addition to your Bachelorette party or Hen party!

All of our penis straws are handmade in Austin, Texas by women who like to party. We offer a virtually endless amount of color combos and free rush processing (because we're cool like that). Cheers to your epic Bachelorette Party!

♛ Let's Get Matchy-Matchy ♛

Love our Bachelorette Party Look? Shop all of our naughty Bachelorette items & get FREE SHIPPING on all orders of $32 or more! (limited time offer)

Glittery Penis Confetti: https://www.etsy.com/listing/567512847

Same Penis Forever Banner: https://www.etsy.com/EarlesFolly/listing/489494015

Penis Garlands: https://www.etsy.com/listing/472314061

Visit our shop for more: www.etsy.com/shop/EarlesFolly

-Order Details-

Handmade with premium glitter card stock, each order includes one set of 10 plastic straws with your choice of glitter penis on the straw.

All straws come with vertical penis cutouts (as shown in first listing picture) unless horizontal is requested in the notes of your order.

Want to mix and match penis colors? Simply select the 2 Color Mix or 3 Color Mix options from the drop down menu and leave your color choices in the order notes.

Want to combine your penis straws with our matching glitter penis confetti? Get it here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/567512847

-Customization-

If you have a design or color in mind don't hesitate to message us- we love creating new ideas!

-Shipping-

These straws ship out fast, typically same day to 2 business days.

Need your order like yesterday? Message us and we'll do our best to make it happen!

-SALES & SPECIALS-

Spend $50 or more (shipping not included) and receive a FREE GIFT of your choice! Visit our shop announcement for all current free gift options: www.etsy.com/shop/EarlesFolly

-Matching Decor-

Our shop carries a variety of uniquely raunchy penis decor for all your naughty penis party needs; pair your party penis straws with our penis garlands and banners, penis cupcake toppers, and penis cupcake wrappers! Links to additional products are below.

Glitter Penis Garland Banner (bestseller!): https://www.etsy.com/listing/472314061/penis-party-garland-banner-bachelorette

Glitter Penis Cupcake Wrappers (bestseller!): https://www.etsy.com/listing/468542806/penis-glitter-cupcake-wrappers-set-of-12

Mr. Micro Penis Cupcake Toppers (lil' guys for lil' cupcakes... they need love, too): https://www.etsy.com/listing/473439195/mr-micro-penis-cupcake-toppers-picks-12

Penis and Pearls Tiara (new listing!): https://www.etsy.com/listing/474689145/bachelorette-penis-crown-headband

Customized Party Straws: https://www.etsy.com/listing/456865710/penis-straws-set-of-10-yay-same-penis

Cheers Bitches! Cupcake Toppers ('bitches' used in the empowering kind of way): https://www.etsy.com/listing/472307739/cheers-bitches-cupcake-toppers-set-of-12

YAS! Cupcake Toppers: https://www.etsy.com/listing/472309717/yas-cupcake-toppers-picks-set-of-12

Diamond Cupcake Toppers: https://www.etsy.com/listing/470154229/glitter-diamond-cupcake-or-donut-toppers

Congrats on your Engagement (sarcasm) Card: https://www.etsy.com/listing/455028232/congratulations-on-the-same-penis-for

Yay! Same Penis Forever (more sarcasm) Card: https://www.etsy.com/listing/455879930/yay-same-penis-forever-card-congratulate

Reviews

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 3 hours of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

We give discounts ranging from 10%-50% depending on the quantity and item. Follow us on Instagram @earlesfolly for flash sales & giveaways.
When it comes to throwing a party, the last thing you should be stressing about is decor delivery. We specialize in rush processing orders at NO extra charge. Make sure to message us with your dates and we'll do everything we can to meet your schedule.

If ordered before 12 pm, most orders can ship out same day if we're notified via message/order notes.
All orders process same day to five business days. Shipping usually takes 2-6 days depending on your location within the US.
There is also the option to select USPS priority or priority express (guaranteed 1-2 day delivery) at checkout. Message us with your time frame.
USPS First Class International, although economically priced, can range from 6-25 business days for delivery depending on destination. If you are needing your order soon, we recommend selecting First Class Priority.

USPS does not guarantee tracking information to certain countries. For this reason, we do not offer refunds for international orders.
USPS botches around 1 in 50 orders in our experience. If this happens to you, we're sorry the odds were not in your favor. At least you don't have to play in the Hunger Games.

Contact USPS immediately with your tracking number (it will be in your Etsy account and/or email). Contact your local USPS office as well. Talk to your neighbors, apartment management, roommates, and/or cat.

If none of this helps, message us. We do not refund lost orders or replace lost orders that are uninsured (because USPS doesn't refund us). We do offer discounts should you need a replacement order.

In most cases USPS finds your package and delivers it correctly.
We absolutely do. Message us for more details.
We love sharing our products with bloggers & influencers. Message us directly or email us at info@earlesfolly.com.
We totally get it: shit happens.

In the event aforementioned shit does happen and you need to cancel or return your order, we can do so on the vast majority of our items.

Cancellations: if your order has not yet been made or mailed, we can refund you 100%. If it has been made but not mailed, we can refund your item cost 85% (15% restocking fee) and refund all shipping costs.

If your order has already been mailed, simply mark it as "RETURN TO SENDER" or mail it back to us. Once received, we can refund you 75% (25% restocking fee). Shipping costs are non-refundable once the item has been mailed.

Keep in mind: all custom orders, cups, straws, cupcake toppers (anything having to do with food or drink) cannot be returned or exchanged.

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