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Shit Funny Swear Words Curse Embroidery Rude Cross Stitch Modern Hoop Art Merde Gift Curse Word Decor Dainty Swear Word Housewarming Decor

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Merde (Shit) Modern Embroidery Subversive Stitch Hoop Art

These Swear hoops are a handwritten design on a 9x5" Oval Embroidery hoop - the perfect gift for birthdays or your favorite foul mouthed friend.

Entirely hand made from start to finish, with the finest materials.

Comes in a 9x5 inch wooden hoop, all hand stitched with love on dark gray cotton cloth with high quality embroidery thread.

Slight variations are to be expected from hand made products, meaning you get a piece that is entirely unique to you!

The Fabric is stretched and secured to the hoop to ensure long lasting quality. The back stitches are covered by a cotton fabric.

Comes Ready to hang on the wall or give as a gift!


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Theresa
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 10, 2018
I ordered a portrait of my family for my mother's birthday. This seller is AMAZING. She is incredibly talented at hand-made cross stitch, and did a flawless job at capturing my family's unique look. She even included our furry little family member! She is patient, easy to work with, and knew exactly what I wanted. This is the most beautiful hand made craft I have ever purchased, and it's proudly displayed in our home for all guests to see. It is the perfect thoughtful gift for a loved one!
5 Figure Cross Stitch Portrait | Custom Cross Stitch | Family Portrait | Birth Announcement | Anniversary | Cotton Anniversary

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I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.


Finished designs will come framed in a hoop unless otherwise specified in the order. Hoop size will be determined by the size of the portrait, but up to 5 people/pets will be in a 6 inch hoop. If you have questions regarding finished size, or want a custom size, please send me a message.
You will receive a message from me within 24 hours of placing your order, requesting specific details. Please have photos ready as it will be easier for me to get your cross stitch people just right with photos. You can send multiple photos or have everyone in 1 photo. I will also require photos of pets. Once your details are confirmed, I will let you know an expected ship date.

*Stitch Fellas may use your finished portrait as an example in their shop or promotions. Stitch Fellas has all rights to photos and patterns.*
No photos of final products will be sent prior to shipping.
Some care tips:
* A light dusting every so often is all you need.

* Do not remove from the hoop or frame ready backing. It can damage the stitching and will probably be really hard to get back into its original position. If the portrait is tampered with in this way, I do not offer any refunds or exchanges.

* Frame Ready portraits: If the portrait has 3D elements (french knots, etc.) It may be best to take the glass out of the frame so the full portrait can be exposed. Putting it behind glass can squish the small details.
Stitch Fellas ships to the address provided by Etsy or Paypal. Please ensure that your address is correct when placing your order. Stitch Fellas is not responsible for lost or undeliverable packages.

Shit Funny Swear Words Curse Embroidery Rude Cross Stitch Modern Hoop Art Merde Gift Curse Word Decor Dainty Swear Word Housewarming Decor

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in West Chester, Pennsylvania

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