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Advanced math can be, well, complicated. It's important to have all your synapses firing in sequence when the equations get longer than your arm.

Sadly, alcoholic beverages do not seem to aid the processing of advanced mathematical concepts. This wine gift bag provides a clear warning to the Calculus student, professor, or person who uses Calculus in real life (all three of you) that Boyle's Law and booze don't mix.

Love the idea- hate the color? No me and we will create a new color.

Gift tag and ribbon included... wine glass and wine are not. Dammit.

14' tall and 6" wide with a flat bottom so it will stand up on its own.

Cotton material.....can be washed.
Randy and Cindy Green

Don't Drink and Derive Black Cotton Wine Gift Bag

$12.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cotton material, paper gift tag, ribbon
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 1679 reviews
  • Favorited by: 128 people