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Birthday Candle | Funny Candle | Funny Birthday Gift | Birthday Candle, but not the kind you're thinking of | Birthday cake scent

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One of life’s greatest burdens is birthdays. Ugh, birthdays! And if your own birthday wasn’t punishment enough, we’re also expected to celebrate other people’s birthdays. It’s enough to make you want to become a hermit and retreat to a cave somewhere with no calendars marking the inexorable march of time.

Well, wait! Before you do that, check out this candle! It’s a great birthday gift, because you don’t have to put any thought into it. It’s perfect for anyone who is both literate and old enough to be responsible around candles. (Well, maybe “perfect” is a stretch. Let’s say it’s “suitable.” It’s a suitable birthday gift.)

And the best part is, it smells like birthday cake, which means 1) You don’t have to actually get them a birthday cake, and 2) You can tell them that smelling cake is actually healthier for them than eating cake. After all, they’re not getting any younger!

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Brought to you by Kate and J.D. Dobson, the authors of Hottest Heads of State - Volume One, the American Presidents. If you've read this far, you might as well take it a step further and like us on Facebook. You probably won't regret it! At least, not right away. www.facebook.com/jdandkateindustries.
One of life’s greatest burdens is birthdays. Ugh, birthdays! And if your own birthday wasn’t punishment enough, we’re also expected to celebrate other people’s birthdays. It’s enough to make you want to become a hermit and retreat to a cave somewhere with no calendars marking the inexorable march of time.

Well, wait! Before you do that, check out this candle! It’s a great birthday gift, because you don’t have to put any thought into it. It’s perfect for anyone who is both literate and old enough to be responsible around candles. (Well, maybe “perfect” is a stretch. Let’s say it’s “suitable.” It’s a suitable birthday gift.)

And the best part is, it smells like birthday cake, which means 1) You don’t have to actually get them a birthday cake, and 2) You can tell them that smelling cake is actually healthier for them than eating cake. After all, they’re not getting any younger!

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Brought to you by Kate and J.D. Dobson, the authors of Hottest Heads of State - Volume One, the American Presidents. If you've read this far, you might as well take it a step further and like us on Facebook. You probably won't regret it! At least, not right away. www.facebook.com/jdandkateindustries.

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Birthday Candle | Funny Candle | Funny Birthday Gift | Birthday Candle, but not the kind you're thinking of | Birthday cake scent

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  • Material: humor
  • Feedback: 748 reviews
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