Housewarming Candle | Funny housewarming gift | New apartment gift | Moving gift | Funny closing gift | Cinnamon bread

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Housewarming Candle | Funny housewarming gift | New apartment gift | Moving gift | Funny closing gift | Cinnamon bread

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Do you have a friend who recently moved into a new home? Or maybe they moved a few years ago, and you are only getting around to acknowledging it now? Either way, the Housewarming Candle is the perfect way to show that you are vaguely aware of what is going on in their life. It has all of the qualities you could want in a housewarming gift, which are as follows:

1. A place for you to write your name, so everyone who visits their home will know what a thoughtful and generous friend you are.

2. A delicious scent (freshly baked cinnamon bread), designed to purge any home of the smell of its previous occupants.

3. Flammability. Your friend probably couldn’t afford a home with a fireplace, and a candle is the next best thing, as far as things that you can light on fire indoors.

4. Heft. If your friend’s new house is infested with raccoons, a nice, heavy candle is useful for breaking a window so that they can escape and start over in a new, raccoon-free home.

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Brought to you by Kate and J.D. Dobson, the authors of Hottest Heads of State - Volume One, the American Presidents. If you've read this far, you might as well take it a step further and like us on Facebook. You probably won't regret it! At least, not right away. www.facebook.com/jdandkateindustries.
Do you have a friend who recently moved into a new home? Or maybe they moved a few years ago, and you are only getting around to acknowledging it now? Either way, the Housewarming Candle is the perfect way to show that you are vaguely aware of what is going on in their life. It has all of the qualities you could want in a housewarming gift, which are as follows:

1. A place for you to write your name, so everyone who visits their home will know what a thoughtful and generous friend you are.

2. A delicious scent (freshly baked cinnamon bread), designed to purge any home of the smell of its previous occupants.

3. Flammability. Your friend probably couldn’t afford a home with a fireplace, and a candle is the next best thing, as far as things that you can light on fire indoors.

4. Heft. If your friend’s new house is infested with raccoons, a nice, heavy candle is useful for breaking a window so that they can escape and start over in a new, raccoon-free home.

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Brought to you by Kate and J.D. Dobson, the authors of Hottest Heads of State - Volume One, the American Presidents. If you've read this far, you might as well take it a step further and like us on Facebook. You probably won't regret it! At least, not right away. www.facebook.com/jdandkateindustries.

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