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Housewarming Candle | Funny housewarming gift | New apartment gift | Moving gift | Funny closing gift | Cinnamon bread

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Moving is the absolute worst. And there are a lot of things that make it horrible, but one of them is the experience of arriving at your new home and being enveloped in someone else’s scent, like a gross old quilt.

Well, the best thing to do with an old quilt is to burn it. Similarly, the best way to purge a new home of the weird scent of the last occupant is to light a candle.

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Do you have a friend who recently moved into a new home? Or maybe they moved a few years ago, and you are only getting around to acknowledging it now?

Either way, the Housewarming Candle is the perfect way to show that you are vaguely aware of what is going on in their life. It smells just like the freshly baked cinnamon treat that you totally would have baked for them if you hadn’t been so busy baking treats for yourself. Some features include:

-A place for you to write your name, so everyone who visits their home will know what a thoughtful and generous friend you are.

-New-home tips, since your friend probably needs all the help they can get. (Although to be fair, these tips are not really all that useful. They’re more “useful.”)

-Flammability. Your friend probably couldn’t afford a home with a fireplace, and a candle is the next best thing, as far as things that you can light on fire indoors.

-Heft. If your friend’s new house is infested with raccoons, a nice, heavy candle is useful for breaking a window so that they can escape and start over in a new, raccoon-free home.


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Brought to you by Kate and J.D. Dobson, the authors of Hottest Heads of State - Volume One, the American Presidents. If you've read this far, you might as well take it a step further and like us on Facebook. You probably won't regret it! At least, not right away. www.facebook.com/jdandkateindustries.
Moving is the absolute worst. And there are a lot of things that make it horrible, but one of them is the experience of arriving at your new home and being enveloped in someone else’s scent, like a gross old quilt.

Well, the best thing to do with an old quilt is to burn it. Similarly, the best way to purge a new home of the weird scent of the last occupant is to light a candle.

-

Do you have a friend who recently moved into a new home? Or maybe they moved a few years ago, and you are only getting around to acknowledging it now?

Either way, the Housewarming Candle is the perfect way to show that you are vaguely aware of what is going on in their life. It smells just like the freshly baked cinnamon treat that you totally would have baked for them if you hadn’t been so busy baking treats for yourself. Some features include:

-A place for you to write your name, so everyone who visits their home will know what a thoughtful and generous friend you are.

-New-home tips, since your friend probably needs all the help they can get. (Although to be fair, these tips are not really all that useful. They’re more “useful.”)

-Flammability. Your friend probably couldn’t afford a home with a fireplace, and a candle is the next best thing, as far as things that you can light on fire indoors.

-Heft. If your friend’s new house is infested with raccoons, a nice, heavy candle is useful for breaking a window so that they can escape and start over in a new, raccoon-free home.


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Brought to you by Kate and J.D. Dobson, the authors of Hottest Heads of State - Volume One, the American Presidents. If you've read this far, you might as well take it a step further and like us on Facebook. You probably won't regret it! At least, not right away. www.facebook.com/jdandkateindustries.

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Housewarming Candle | Funny housewarming gift | New apartment gift | Moving gift | Funny closing gift | Cinnamon bread

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