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Beer Koozie | Dirty | Adult | I love to wrap both my hands around it and swallow

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If you like to drink alcohol & have a dirty mind this Koozie is for you! This would be a perfect gift for a friend, or perhaps yourself be the life of the party with your awesome koozie.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Becky
5 out of 5 stars
Jan 4, 2018
The tea towls are so cute! I just love all the sassy saying on them all..❤
Screw It Decorative Wine Tea Towel

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  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.


Tea Towels should be washed on delicate with laundry detergent only, and tumble dry (delicate) low setting.
Please message me with any orders you may need that you do not see, I am able to create anything for my customers.
I can gift wrap and package at an additional charge.

Beer Koozie | Dirty | Adult | I love to wrap both my hands around it and swallow

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  • Can be personalized: Yes
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 1 reviews
  • Gift wrapping and message available

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From United States
Returns accepted
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in Prairie du Sac, Wisconsin

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