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Because f@ck you that's why framed cross stitch

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This "Because fuck you that's why" cross stitch describes my mood most days. Comes in an 8 inch embroidery hoop.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Christi Leonardi
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 20, 2018
This was a gift for a friend who needed a laugh. It worked! This seller has incredibly on point customer service skills. According to my friend the soap smelled amazing and was “well made” haha! The seller shipped out very quickly for a made to order item. Very pleased with this purchase!
Penis shaped soap votive size, bachelor party, bachelorette party, white elephant gift, novelty gift, gag gift, dick soap

Reviewed by aliciaginochio
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 17, 2018
Great quality, exactly what it looks like in the picture and in real life hahaha! I got the lavender and it smelt amazing
Penis shaped soap with Suction cups and veins average size, novelty soap, bachelorette party, bachelor, white elephant gift, dick soap, bar

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All items are currently wrapped in organza bags prior to shipping. I will occasionally gift wrap in paper for an additional fee.
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Because f@ck you that's why framed cross stitch

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Embroidery floss, Aida fabric, Love, Humor, Dirty mind, Embroidery hoop
  • Feedback: 576 reviews
  • Favorited by: 1 person
  • Gift wrapping and message available

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