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Love Card. Funny. For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Partner. Humor. Snarky. Sexy. Green Clovers. "I'm Hotter Than You" (CLV-H004d)

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Give this funny love card to your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, or partner. It's a snarky (but sexy) way to say I love you, but depending on your lover's humor, it's also hilarious. This love card features green clovers to go with "lucky".

OUT: Every time I look at you, I just feel so lucky.
IN: That you'll never leave me, since I'm so much hotter than you are.

*** Flytrap CLEARANCE priced to sell wicked fast. Quantities are limited. ***

Single Card‎‎‎‎ ······ 4.25" x 5.5" (11 cm x 14 cm)
Single Envelope ······ Fitted, Recycled, Beige
Dry, Bend-Free Packaging ······ In cellophane and rigid mailer. See last photo.

10 CLEARANCE Cards for $12 ······ https://www.etsy.com/listing/160976046

Fast Shipping ······ Sent within 3 business days. See "Shipping & Policies".
······ 4-Day or 2-Day Expedited Shipping Available (see link below)
······ https://www.etsy.com/shop/FlytrapOnE/search?search_query=expedited
Easy Returns ······ Always available. Please see "Shipping & Policies".
Generous Wholesale ······ Convo or email hello [!at] shopflytrap.com.
Customization ······ $50 minimum. Please see "Shipping & Policies".

Frequently asked questions about FlytrapOnE

Yes. Within 60 days of item receipt, you can return like-new products for a full refund. Contact Flytrap to start process. Blind returns not accepted.
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NOTE: Orders placed between 8/26/2016 and 9/2/2016 will ship on 9/6/2016. US orders should arrive within 7 business days of shipment.
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· · · Standard / First Class Shipping: 2-4 weeks
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 1-2 weeks
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 0-1 week
Only on orders over $300. Add personal message, change copy, or get custom design. See PRINTABLES at http://printables.shopflytrap.com for cheap alternatives and self-customization options.
Yes. Spend-based coupons are listed in each product description.
Maybe. If your order receipt says "Not Shipped", contact Flytrap to cancel.
Profitable, Reliable, and Unconventional. You'll work with an 8+ year wholesale veteran to get over 50% off MSRP. Enjoy low minimums, speedy delivery, and easy returns. Order now at http://wholesale.shopflytrap.com
Yes, but the discounts aren’t as generous. Contact me for more info.
Maybe. I'm happy to send samples to the right blogger with the right credentials. I'm also open to giveaways, etc. Please contact me for info.

Love Card. Funny. For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Partner. Humor. Snarky. Sexy. Green Clovers. "I'm Hotter Than You" (CLV-H004d)


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