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This is How I Cut Carbs Kitchen Towel Kitchen Decor, Gift Dish Dryer Bathroom Towel Pizza Cutter Fun Joke Humor Diet Dieting Made in USA

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This is How I Cut Carbs is both a dieting pun and a useful item for your favorite cook. Let this towel make a statement in your home or give it as a gift.

Choose either a beige, red, or a white towel from the drop-down. Next, choose the secondary color you wish. The secondary color is the color of the embroidery design. In this design, the secondary color will be that of the writing/saying.

Love this design but want it on a pillow, shirt, or whatever? We can do that! Just ask and we'll work with you to make that special, one-of-a-kind creation.


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This is How I Cut Carbs Kitchen Towel Kitchen Decor, Gift Dish Dryer Bathroom Towel Pizza Cutter Fun Joke Humor Diet Dieting Made in USA

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: terry towel, rayon embroidery threads, wash away stabilizer
  • Feedback: 7 reviews
  • Gift message available

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