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BOOB SCARF  -  Neck Knockers Scarf -  Four colors

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►► This listing is for one PINK scarf with no nipple ring◄◄

►►If you want this in one of the other colors pictured and/or if you want a nipple ring, YOU MUST SAY SO. Please leave me a note when checking out with Etsy or Paypal. You can convo me of course too.


This fun, lightweight scarf will get a lot of laughs and quizzical looks from friends and passersby. It's a great gag gift and a real smile getter. And what a hoot for bachelor parties and soccer events too! This listing is for one pink scarf with no nipple ring unless otherwise indicated.

5’ long (1.67 yd)
4.25" wide around neck (10.79 cm)
4.4 ounces (1/4 of a pound) (125 grams)

OPTIONS: You have a choice of 4 colors, pink, cream, tan, and dark brown. Please specify which color you would like in the comment box when ordering. There is an optional free “nipple ring” that I’d be happy to insert if you so desire – again, please note that you want this option when ordering.

♥HANDMADE: Because this item IS handmade there will be some slight variances in the dimensions. The nipple color may change a bit since dye lots change and colors are discontinued. The fleece is pretty consistent in color. I take great care in creating each scarf, so rest assured you won't wind up with a green nipple or something way strange.

MATERIALS: The scarf is made of 100% polyester anti-pill fleece. The inserts are a cotton/polyester blend and are stuffed with polyester fiberfill. The nipples are knit with 100% acrylic yarn. All materials are new.

CONSTRUCTION: All the fleece is sewn and includes running stitches down each side so the fleece doesn't curl to the front, there are NO seams across the scarf, all of the stuffing is enclosed in an "insert", and all areolae are sewn in place. Optional nipple rings are removable (they aren't easy to reinsert though).

TIME TO CONSTRUCT: About 1.5 hours per scarf.

CARE: Machine wash cool. No Bleach. Tumble dry low. No need to iron. It will not shrink.

♥ All items are made in my smoke-free, pet-free, perfume-free shop.

Recipients are responsible for import fees if they should occur.

CUSTOM ORDERS: If you would like scarves in custom colors or different aerola/nipple size/color convo me. I do require a minimum order of 3 scarves for custom colors. I will create a special order listing just for you based on your needs.

♥ $2 is donated toward breast cancer initiatives with the sale of every scarf. I make and sell this scarf because it's a funny scarf. In addition, every year I raise hundreds of dollars, volunteer, and participate in events that benefit breast cancer research. I'm donating a portion of the sale of this scarf because I want to. I certainly am not making light of a very serious disease and the millions of families affected by it. I am not affiliated with Karmanos, Susan G Komen, Race for the Cure or any other cancer related organization.

CURRENT DONATIONS: $103.00 (through 12/9/10)


Frequently asked questions about EcoGreenPads

• PROCESSING TIME is the time it takes BEFORE your item ships. Each listing has a stated "ships in XX days" on the shipping/policies tab. I do not guarantee the arrival by a certain date, but can try to make it happen.


• DELAYS: Transit delays caused by weather, changes in delivery routing, weekends and regional holidays do occur. International orders are subject to customs inspections.

• SLOW TRANSIT REFUNDS are not provided for shipping costs related to a delay in transit time; EXCEPT in the event that Priority Express Shipping was purchased and the Post Office failed to meet their own guarantee. Guarantees may be waived for severe weather.
• ETA: This can be tough to predict for both US and international orders.
-> US orders usually arrive 2-5 delivery days after shipping. Recent postal changes including the closing of facilities have been known to create long transit delays upwards to 2 weeks. In 2015 Texas was a big problem area; it seems to have cleared up and most orders are back to arriving in 2-5 days.
-> International orders arrival date can vary greatly as they must pass through customs inspections. For UK, CAN, AUS 8-12 days is about normal. All buyers may be subjected to their order taking from 10 days to 4 months to arrive. If you are not comfortable with a long delivery wait, do not order. Buyers in extremely remote areas must have a lot of patience.
• SHIPPING SPEED ESTIMATOR (aka Service Commitment Estimator) This handy online tool will help you figure out how long it will take your order to arrive. Enter your zip (mine is 48215) and change the date your order date PLUS the number of days shown as the "ships in XX days" on the listing's shipping/policy tab.


• SHOP HOURS: I keep unconventional shop hours. I have a day job and am often away from 8am - 7pm weekdays; I send messages and create between those hours and weekends.

• REFUNDS are generated by me and issued to you by Etsy. They are refunded to the same source by which payment was made e.g. payment via PayPal is refunded to PayPal
• UNDELIVERABLE AS ADDRESSED: If your order is returned due providing an invalid or incorrect address and your order is returned, I will refund the cost of the item. The original shipping cost is non-refundable. The item(s) will be relisted for repurchase.
• BUYER REMORSE/CANCEL AFTER SHIPPED/REFUSED: If you change your mind about an order while the package is in transit, you can 1) Refuse the delivery by NOT OPENING the package and giving the package back to delivery company 2) once opened you can ship it back at your expense. Orders must be returned in the original condition. Shipping costs are not refunded.
• NOT PICKED UP or CLAIMED orders returned in their original condition will be treated as REFUSED. Shipping is not refunded.
• LOST PACKAGES are those that never reach their destination and have the correct shipping address. The post office does not consider a package to be lost for 60 days past the ETA and wait period is equally as long. Not received: Please ask your carrier, your local post office and your neighbors if they mistakenly received your order or took the package inside for you.
• STOLEN PACKAGES/NOT RECEIVED with a status of "delivered" will require a copy of a police a police report filed with your local authorities before I can refund.
• DAMAGED PACKAGES ((KEEP ALL PACKAGING!!)) and contact me immediately with details of the damage and few photos of the damaged package/product. I can't file a damage claim without some proof.
• LOCATION: My home-based shop is proudly located in Detroit, Michigan, USA.
• WORKERS: It's just me running the shop. My husband of 25 years often makes the Post Office run.
• ENVIRONMENT: I do not have pets and no one ever smokes in my shop or home. I do not burn scented candles or generate other strong smells.
• SUPPLIES & HANDMADES: All items sold as supplies are new and in "off-the-shelf" manufacturer's retail condition. All handmade items are made exclusively by me.
• PACKAGING: I often use recycled boxes, new newspaper bags & other upcycled materials when shipped. All recycled packaging is clean. Most items are shipped in poly mailers. NO PLASTIC requests are honored to the best of my ability.
• US: I ship primarily via the US Postal Service (USPS). You will receive a tracking number for all orders. You can choose a different method of shipping and pay the difference or use your own account number. Contact me prior to finalizing your order if you would like your order delivered by a carrier other than the post office and I will create a reserved listing based on your preferences. Once the purchase is complete any additional costs associated with changing carriers must be paid prior to shipping; I will invoice you the difference for ease of payment.
• INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: Non-US orders are shipped from the US via the US Postal Service (USPS) and final delivery is made by a secondary carrier contracted by the USPS.
• ADDITIONAL FEES: VAT fees, import fees, handling/processing fees and all other taxes, duties and fees associated with importing goods are the responsibility of the receiver. I do not and cannot collect or pay these fees for you; the shipping you paid does not include any import fees. Fees are regulated by individual countries and are the buyer's responsibility. For any additional information, direct questions to your local customs agency before you make a purchase.
• MARKING AS A "GIFT": I will not mark orders as a gift.
• DELAYS: Customs delays are not uncommon. I will not cheat you but you must be patient.
• REFUNDS will not be issued for items not picked up nor slow transit and will be treated as "Refused".
My business is located in the state of Michigan and therefore I must submit 6% Sales Tax to the State of Michigan for all orders being shipped to a Michigan Destination. However, I do not want to "penalize" my fellow Michiganders for living in our great state, so you will only be charged 3% tax. Per MI law, tax is applied to the cost of the goods ordered as well as shipping and handling costs and at this time only applies to Michigan residents. The tax will be automatically added to the total and as a list item on your purchase receipt.
• DONATIONS: I sometimes donate to 501(c)3 charitable organizations. In general, what I donate are "oops" pads, scrap material and unusable supplies; most donated items are things that I would not sell in the shop.
• WHOLESALE: I do not sell wholesale; I base my prices as low as I can with concern for the time I put into obtaining, listing and storing the pads and materials. I can offer a very small combined item discount which would certainly reduce the cost, but this would be nowhere even close to wholesale pricing.

BOOB SCARF - Neck Knockers Scarf - Four colors


  • Materials: anti pill fleece, fleece, acrylic yarn, polyester fiberfill, stuffing, thread, metal ring
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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