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Vonnegut fans please note: we also offer a Kilgore Trout shirt.

The pitcher and captain of the National Puncs, Kurt Vonnegut is the * of this upstart ballclub.

Fond of playing with a Pall Mall in his mouth, Vonnegut will no doubt go down as one of the game's greatest pitchers. Known for his devastating curveball, a high and tight fastball that will back any hitter off the plate, and a change-up that seems to stop time mid-pitch, he is able to choose from an impressive arsenal to make his opponents look foolish.

Vonnegut is also partial to taking a more philosophical approach to baseball. Darkly funny in the clubhouse, Vonnegut often amuses his teammates with pranks like dropping a little Ice-9 in the water cooler, skipping back in time and pitching the second inning after he's pitched the fourth, or putting his catcher, Kilgore Trout, in one awful situation after another.

The Vonnegut jersey is Novel-T's most popular–so if you like it feel free to Poo-tee-weet about it below.

Artwork featured on front left chest is the officially licensed Kurt Vonnegut asteric drawing, the back of the shirt features the #5 and the name VONNEGUT.

Unisex Sizes Available: XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL


Shirts are Unisex and are SLIM FITTING: Male model is wearing a large shirt - Female model is wearing a small shirt.

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Our shirts have received praise from: New York Magazine, Boing Boing, The New York Times, Time Out New York, Thrillist LA & NY, Entertainment Weekly, NY PRESS, the Brooklyn Paper, and all of our Facebook Fans!

$1 of every shirt sold is donated by Novel-T to 826NYC.

$1 from each Vonnegut or Trout shirt sold is donated to Doctors Without Borders, as per the request of the estate.

Kurt Vonnegut - Breakfast Of Champions - Literary T-Shirt - New - Reader - Book Gift - Author - NOVEL-T


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  • Materials: alternative apparel tshirt, white and black screen printing ink, custom cut tag with special writing on it
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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