VIKINGS cotton boxers - PLUNDERWEAR

VIKINGS cotton boxers - PLUNDERWEAR

$27.00

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Handmade

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Materials

sport elastic, 100 percent woven cotton, organic cotton

I'm often asked whether I favor pirates or ninjas. My answer is always "Neither. VIKINGS." They offer the booty-seeking charm of the pirate, and they don't bother with the stealth subtlety of the ninja, they just kick the ass of whomever they face in battle, offering no apologies. These particular Vikings are adorably brutal... you'll quake with fear as you invite them into your pants.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "PLUNDERWEAR"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

¨ Vikings
¨ Scandinavians
¨ Looters & Looterans
¨ Guys named Erik or Thor
¨ Sword-wielders
¨ Chain mail wearers
¨ Nordic Seafarers
¨ The Pillage People
¨ The generously bearded
¨ The horny


When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... they're Built Fjord Tough.
I'm often asked whether I favor pirates or ninjas. My answer is always "Neither. VIKINGS." They offer the booty-seeking charm of the pirate, and they don't bother with the stealth subtlety of the ninja, they just kick the ass of whomever they face in battle, offering no apologies. These particular Vikings are adorably brutal... you'll quake with fear as you invite them into your pants.

On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "PLUNDERWEAR"

On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:

¨ Vikings
¨ Scandinavians
¨ Looters & Looterans
¨ Guys named Erik or Thor
¨ Sword-wielders
¨ Chain mail wearers
¨ Nordic Seafarers
¨ The Pillage People
¨ The generously bearded
¨ The horny


When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44

All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... they're Built Fjord Tough.

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