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Outdoor pillow SPARTAN warrior soldier football soccer Stanwood WA helmet indoor outdoor hand painted 20" (50cm) Crabby Chris™ Original

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Outdoor pillow SPARTAN warrior soldier football soccer Stanwood WA helmet indoor outdoor hand painted 20" (50cm) Crabby Chris™ Original

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Design: Animal print
  • Materials: commercial lightweight upholstery fabric, nontoxic textile paint, down alternative in polypropylene casing
  • Favorited by: 4 people
  • Gift wrapping and message available
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Ships from United States
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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

Around 650 B.C. the Spartans dominated Greece; nowadays their name dominates football teams, soccer teams, you-name-it teams. This intimidating ancient city-state was completely militarist and its citizens known for their fierceness, naked battle games, and snappy-looking helmets. They ate mostly barley, wine, cheese, grain and figs (the original Paleo diet?) and were the ultimate examples of physical fitness. In order to keep the numbers of the serf and slave population under control, they held an annual slaughter of the lower classes; evidently this is the idea behind having a Spartan for a sports mascot. Ancient history notwithstanding, it's a concept that serves to urge the players on to victory!

Shown here in predominantly red, yours can be made up in whatever color represents your team, or your home's interior spaces. Perfect for the Laconophiliac in your life (that's some who admires the Spartan culture).

Crabby Chris has painstakingly painted this intimidating Spartan helmet on all-weather fabric so that you too can have your own warrior on the deck, patio, on your boat or in the garden. Of course, the 20” x 20” pillow makes a stunning interior accessory as well. Maybe your pet will take to sleeping on it, which is fine, because it’s so easy to keep clean. If it catches a spill, just surface clean, hose off, or gently wash and air dry. Separate polyester fiberfill insert removes through the envelope closure on the reverse.

Designed, painted, sewn, stuffed, signed and copyrighted by the artist on a small island in Washington State, where we cherish and support our local sports teams.

PLEASE NOTE: Due to high shipping costs, customers outside of North America will receive COVERS ONLY.

© Copyright 2018 by C. Chennault. All rights reserved.
Around 650 B.C. the Spartans dominated Greece; nowadays their name dominates football teams, soccer teams, you-name-it teams. This intimidating ancient city-state was completely militarist and its citizens known for their fierceness, naked battle games, and snappy-looking helmets. They ate mostly barley, wine, cheese, grain and figs (the original Paleo diet?) and were the ultimate examples of physical fitness. In order to keep the numbers of the serf and slave population under control, they held an annual slaughter of the lower classes; evidently this is the idea behind having a Spartan for a sports mascot. Ancient history notwithstanding, it's a concept that serves to urge the players on to victory!

Shown here in predominantly red, yours can be made up in whatever color represents your team, or your home's interior spaces. Perfect for the Laconophiliac in your life (that's some who admires the Spartan culture).

Crabby Chris has painstakingly painted this intimidating Spartan helmet on all-weather fabric so that you too can have your own warrior on the deck, patio, on your boat or in the garden. Of course, the 20” x 20” pillow makes a stunning interior accessory as well. Maybe your pet will take to sleeping on it, which is fine, because it’s so easy to keep clean. If it catches a spill, just surface clean, hose off, or gently wash and air dry. Separate polyester fiberfill insert removes through the envelope closure on the reverse.

Designed, painted, sewn, stuffed, signed and copyrighted by the artist on a small island in Washington State, where we cherish and support our local sports teams.

PLEASE NOTE: Due to high shipping costs, customers outside of North America will receive COVERS ONLY.

© Copyright 2018 by C. Chennault. All rights reserved.

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

If there is ever a problem, talk to The Crab and we will work out an agreement that is to your satisfaction. In the event a return for refund is requested, Crabby Chris must receive such request in writing within THREE DAYS of receipt of order; and she must receive the returned product within FOURTEEN DAYS. CUSTOMERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR RETURN SHIPPING COSTS. In no instance will a refund exceed the amount of the original transaction.

Shipping policies

Most orders are shipped by USPS Priority Mail with Tracking, which generally takes two or three days' transit time within the U.S. If you need to have an order shipped to more than one address, please order separately for each address. You will receive a shipping notification with tracking number.

Orders outside North American are shipped WITHOUT PILLOW INSERTS to save on the high cost of shipping and the likelihood of inspection delays at destination. Please convo the artist if you have questions regarding this option. I do not ship to Spain; all previous attempts have been futile.

Customers are responsible for any customs, tariffs, taxes or inspection fees levied by their local or federal agencies. Crabby Chris has no control over the amount of time a parcel may be in the hands of customs agents of any country.

Additional policies

I am pleased to do special orders that are reasonably within the realm of what I ordinarily produce; such things as a simple color change usually involve no additional charge. Other adjustments such as a custom size, shape or motif are usually very do-able; drop me a line and we can discuss.

NOTE: If requesting design changes or a custom colorway, please be advised that CUSTOM WORK IS NOT RETURNABLE as it is not marketable to other customers.

FAQs

Crabby Chris™ is pleased to render almost any of her designs in almost any color on almost any shape of pillow. If you would like to discuss your ideas or request adding a name or text to your order, please convo the artist.
Pillows can usually be made smaller or larger to fit your needs. Please feel free to inquire of the artist to work out the details.
Every handcrafted Crabby Chris™ textile item has a sewn-in care label for easy reference.
All items are enclosed in a sealed cello bag and shipped in a sturdy recylable polypropylene mailing bag. A matching wide grosgrain ribbon and bow can be added to your purchase at your request. If you would like a short personal message hand-lettered in a greeting card, make your request in "Note from Buyer".
Please feel free to inquire through Etsy convos as to whether your order can be customized to your specifications. Once details are worked out, Chris can create a custom listing, the purchase of which starts the project. Customized and personalized items are non-returnable and non-refundable as they are not marketable to others.
All designs, photographs, descriptions, images and other contents of this shop are protected by copyrights of the designer/shop owner under U.S. and international law. For licensing information please contact the artist.
Your information will not be shared with anyone, or used for any purpose other than to complete your Etsy transaction. Crabby Chris is a confirmed anti-Spamite.
No; the nickname started as a joke. Like many things, it simply got out of hand.



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