Offensive Joke Gift: Chocolate Poop, Crap, Shit, Chocolate Dog Turd - Prank gift for you Office Party or Birthday party

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Handmade

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milk chocolate, dark chocolate, chocolate

Ever wanted to tell someone to "eat shit"? Of course you have. We all have. That why we made this hilarious prank for your friends, family, or just the old lady who lets her dog poop in your yard.

Made from milk chocolate, these gluten free, nut free, and guilt free chocolates are the perfect prank to send someone in the mail.

That's right. We send these poopy products anonymously in the mail for you! Imagine the recipient's dismay when they open their package. A beautifully crafted box: The Dollop will certainly have their heart pumping as they guess what's inside.

Bad news...it's a shit in a box.

Good news....it's delicious chocolate made from certified chocolatiers

*****PLEASE MAKE SURE TO USE THE RECIPIENT'S ADDRESS IF YOU ARE SENDING AS A PRANK. IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL JUST END UP WITH A SHIT AT YOUR OWN DOORSTEP. YOU PROBABLY DESERVED IT, BUT IT WON'T BE AT THE RIGHT PLACE*****

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "EAT POOP" without the repercussions, The Dollop Box is the perfect way to tell the your boo just how you feel this Valentine's Day..

Gluten Free, nut free and made from Peruvian cacao beans, these four ounce turds are perfect for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party.

Shipped anonymously from out warehouse in San Diego, Ca and guaranteed to be in the mail with 48 hours of order!

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We offer USPS First Class (3-5 day) and Priority Mail (2-3) day shipping. We ship to US Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to certain countries.

**Product comes shipped in an insulated shipping sleeve with ice pack.

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