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It's creepy. You know it and I know it.

Set of 10 A2 (4.25 x 5.5) folded note cards with matching red envelopes. Cards are laser printed on soft white in red & green.

Inside reads: creepy bastard.

Hate signing your name over and over again? For an extra two bucks a box, I'll print whatever tickles your fancy. Just follow the link to my custom holiday listings:


Sorry Cali residents, Uncle Sam wants his cut. 8.75% applies.

Meet the owner of sweetperversion

Learn more about the shop and process
Jeanette Champion-Fanning

Frequently asked questions about sweetperversion

You bet your sweet ass we do! Our minimum opening order is $100.00 with $75.00 reorders.
Fuck yeah! Please leave your sentiment in the "notes to seller" portion of your order, we'll then handwrite your message & ship it off!

*As our cards are printed by the hundreds, we are unable to digitally print your message.
We're terribly sorry, but as our cards are printed by the hundreds, we're unable to make any changes to the design or text.
Priority Mail shipping is available at checkout for US addresses and generally takes 2-3 business days for arrival (not guaranteed).
Aside from personalized pencils, we do not offer custom work.