Snarky Cactus | Funny Adult Card for Him | Funny Father's Day Gift Set

Snarky Cactus | Funny Adult Card for Him | Funny Father's Day Gift Set


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colored pencil, photography, ink, cardstock, humor


Honesty is always the best policy, right? ♥

This quirky card was crafted with love and sarcasm. Designed and made to be a fun twist on a nostalgic gift - cards that aren't lame and mail that isn't junk!
• Original art
• Quality printed on thick cardstock
• Semi-gloss coating for protection
• Finished card is folded, 5"x 7"
• Blank inside
• Envelope included
• Bundle includes glossy bookmark & vinyl sticker

Bonus points: Jot down a sappy note in this mouthy little mascot, and give your loved one a kawaii keepsake that they can cherish forever.

(Please be advised that improper card gifting could result in awkward silences, glaring mother-in-laws, and in worst case scenarios, revoked invitations to Thanksgiving dinner.)

Orders will be shipped out via First Class Large Envelope within 2-4 business days of purchase. Please feel free to message me if you have any questions! ♥

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Meet your seller

Karen Marvel

Karen Marvel

Owner of CrassButCute

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Shop rating

5 out of 5 stars

Total shop reviews



Lor Montgomery Mar 11, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Adorable card, perfect for the recipient. Thanks so much :)

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Meli R Mar 9, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Really cute cards! Thanks for the little extras too ;)

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Alexa Avalos Mar 4, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
My cards and stickers were so cute and great quality! USPS lost my shipment and the shop owner was kind enough to send me a brand new batch and she threw in extra stickers and a lovely note! She is fantastic and cannot wait to support her business further the next time I am on the lookout for a cute card! Can’t recommend her enough <3

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noonan218 Feb 25, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
My GF loved this more than the gift it came with

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