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Inspired by the famous line “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle” I first heard on U2’s "Actung Baby" album, this quirky stocking would be perfect for a devoted U2 fan, any woman (smile), fisherman, or for that matter, anyone with a sense of humor. Everyone who sees it can't help but smile!

**ORIGINAL DESIGN**
All stockings are original designs entirely handcrafted by me. Made of eco-friendly felt whenever possible (some colors are not yet available) and a double-thickness plush cuff for sag-free hanging. Stockings are fully lined with a coordinating cotton material, and include a Heartfelt Stockings tag on the back. All embellishments are sewn on (no glue is used).
**VERY GENEROUSLY SIZED 
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Stockings measure about 21” from top of cuff to toe, 27” from top of loop hanger diagonally to tip of toe, and about 11” at the top....lots of room for Christmas goodies.
**INCLUDES FREE PERSONALIZATION**
Two lettering options are available at no additional cost: Hand-cut felt letters or yarn lettering in a complementary color. If you'd like a specific color for the name, just let me know. (When ordering more than one stocking, please be sure to include which name goes on each stocking.)
**FINISHED/READY TO SHIP
Listed stockings are finished (except for personalization) and typically ship within 4 business days. 
Please shop early for best selection, as quantities are limited. If a particular design sells out, it generally won’t be available again until after the Christmas season.

Please convo me with any questions, and thanks for looking.

Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle Christmas Stocking

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: felt, plush felt, cotton lining
  • Feedback: 445 reviews
  • Ships from Missouri, United States to select countries.
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