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Baby-Scented Candle | Baby Powder scent | Funny New Mom Gift | Funny Baby Shower Gift | Expectant Mom | NOT a gift for an actual baby

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Do you know someone who is about to give birth to a baby, or otherwise acquire one? That’s great news!

Well, not for them. But it’s great news for YOU. That’s because it’s an opportunity to give them this amazing candle, and always be remembered as the person who thought that what a house with a newborn needs is “more open flame.”

The Baby-Scented Candle smells like baby powder, because of all the smells associated with a baby, baby powder is one of the least offensive. Other features include:

- A sleep deprivation test, so that new parents can FINALLY figure out whether or not they are tired.
- A baby milestone chart, so that you will never forget the first time your baby vomited in the carseat.
- Parenting tips you won’t find anywhere else, possibly because they are not very helpful.

It’s the perfect baby shower gift for making everyone laugh while also filling the expectant parents with quiet dread.

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Brought to you by Kate and J.D. Dobson, the authors of Hottest Heads of State - Volume One, the American Presidents. If you've read this far, you might as well take it a step further and like us on Facebook. You probably won't regret it! At least, not right away. www.facebook.com/jdandkateindustries.
Do you know someone who is about to give birth to a baby, or otherwise acquire one? That’s great news!

Well, not for them. But it’s great news for YOU. That’s because it’s an opportunity to give them this amazing candle, and always be remembered as the person who thought that what a house with a newborn needs is “more open flame.”

The Baby-Scented Candle smells like baby powder, because of all the smells associated with a baby, baby powder is one of the least offensive. Other features include:

- A sleep deprivation test, so that new parents can FINALLY figure out whether or not they are tired.
- A baby milestone chart, so that you will never forget the first time your baby vomited in the carseat.
- Parenting tips you won’t find anywhere else, possibly because they are not very helpful.

It’s the perfect baby shower gift for making everyone laugh while also filling the expectant parents with quiet dread.

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Brought to you by Kate and J.D. Dobson, the authors of Hottest Heads of State - Volume One, the American Presidents. If you've read this far, you might as well take it a step further and like us on Facebook. You probably won't regret it! At least, not right away. www.facebook.com/jdandkateindustries.

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Baby-Scented Candle | Baby Powder scent | Funny New Mom Gift | Funny Baby Shower Gift | Expectant Mom | NOT a gift for an actual baby

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