Titanic Candle | Funny Candle | White Elephant Gift | Funny home decor | Shipwreck | Cruise ship and iceberg | Ocean scent | Funny Gift

Titanic Candle | Funny Candle | White Elephant Gift | Funny home decor | Shipwreck | Cruise ship and iceberg | Ocean scent | Funny Gift

$22.00

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Handmade

Material

humor

Description

No, you’re not seeing an ocean mirage: The Titanic Candle features a tiny wax ship slipping beneath the tiny wax waves after tragically striking a tiny wax iceberg.

This looks pretty amazing. But please avoid the temptation to treat it as a timeless work of art and just let it sit on your mantle, or in the center of the dining room table, or on your nightstand. This candle is meant to be burned, and that ship and iceberg are meant to be melted! Then, you can buy a new candle, so that the beautiful cycle of candle consumption and funny home decor destruction continues.

How does the Titanic-scented Candle smell? Well, here is what it does NOT smell like: coal smoke, torn iron, or emergency flares. What it does smell like is water.

Now, I don’t want to get into a whole thing with you, but most “water” or “ocean” candles actually smell like perfume. But we think this one really smells like water!

(Now that said, it is pretty faint. If you’re looking for a candle to drown out the odor of your mildewy newspaper collection, or your illicit basement cheese factory, this probably isn’t it.)

But if you’re looking for a subtle and delicate scent to enjoy while you quietly contemplate tragedy, then you could not possibly do better than the Titanic-Scented Candle.

Unless there’s a Chernobyl-scented candle out there. Hmm. Maybe we should make a Chernobyl-scented candle.

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Gift wrapping by JDandKateIndustries

Wrapped in butcher paper and baker's twine, and a paper cut-out shape that is themed to the candle.

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1,616 reviews 5 out of 5 stars

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WhatshernameVintage Apr 7, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Just as beautiful and comedic as I imagined. Has a refreshing watery scent reminiscent of the treacherous seas. Excellent service, shipping was super-fast even in this time of global crisis. I can't get groceries delivered to my home anymore, but I CAN get candles quickly and efficiently! Overall a great purchase, I will definitely buy another novelty candle for myself again soon!

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Robbie Sager Dec 24, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

Adorable candle, it was a gift and was a huge hit! Not only did the recipient love, but so did everyone at our holiday party! Careful and quick shipping made for an all around awesome purchase. Thanks so much!

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