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Jesus gives me a huge resurrection

Really he does just make us feel so vigorous
Hammering hard vitality

NO! You thought what?
Resurrection is cool, like coming back from the dead and what not. Who wouldn't want a big one, a huge one at that. You know like if you're gonna do it then you might as well do it huge.
You know what we mean.
Wait, wait just hold up a sec. We're talking like lifting our spirits, you know bring it up from the dumps to give all you got. Rising up to do the work that needs be done.
Not any of that crazy jazz.
Oh come on, you didn't take it like that. It doesn't come off like that at all.
We can't believe you would even think such a thing.

Please send a prayer request for us to right our wrong ways here
We're sure they've already received many for the Mixed Species boys but more can only help our lost souls.

On standard gildan cut 100% cotton gold shirts
Small, 2X available

----- T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY!!! ------

For each order of $20 or more we will throw in a FREE T-SHIRT! Yep, FREE! Just give us the size and sex (male/female/a LOT) you most desire. We will then go to one of our MixedSpecies underground bunkers and randomly pick you out a garment of infinite coolness! Simple as that.

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The orthodox way you make me feel shirt

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  • Materials: god, love, ink, shirt, sweat, blood, tears, boner, resurrection, holy, unholy, gonard, muff
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