Anniversary Card for Boyfriend or Husband, Pun greeting card, I like your wiener, funny dog card, adult humor, flirty cards, punny dachshund

Anniversary Card for Boyfriend or Husband, Pun greeting card, I like your wiener, funny dog card, adult humor, flirty cards, punny dachshund

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Overview

Materials

Card stock, envelope, plastic

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Handmade item

Made to order

Shipping & returns

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From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy
Gift wrapping available
Details

Description

The perfect dog greeting card to say I like you in a humorous and flirty way! This lovely Dachshund greeting card is perfect as a Valentine's day, anniversary, or just because card for punny dog lovers! Great gift from girlfriend to boyfriend, wife to husband, boyfriend to boyfriend, or husband to husband. Also makes a great funny joke gift for Dachshund owners!

An original design from HoundMadeGifts artist, AER. This card is laser printed onto 100lb smooth cover stock & is left blank on the inside for you to customize your message. The card includes a standard white A2 sized envelope & is wrapped in cellophane for added protection. Everything is shipped in a rigid photo mailer to prevent bends and wrinkles.

The best part? You only need to pay shipping on your first card! All additional greeting cards added to your cart will ship free.

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Are you a Dachshund fan? Check out some of my other Doxie themed items!

Custom clay Dachshund Magnets & Ornaments
---> www.etsy.com/listing/657412971

Bow Tie Dachshund Art Print
---> www.etsy.com/listing/573717238

Colorful Dachshund Art Print
---> www.etsy.com/listing/602511036

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Shipping on ALL items, no matter how small, is TRACKED.
Shipping on Paintings / Custom Portraits is also Insured.
The perfect dog greeting card to say I like you in a humorous and flirty way! This lovely Dachshund greeting card is perfect as a Valentine's day, anniversary, or just because card for punny dog lovers! Great gift from girlfriend to boyfriend, wife to husband, boyfriend to boyfriend, or husband to husband. Also makes a great funny joke gift for Dachshund owners!

An original design from HoundMadeGifts artist, AER. This card is laser printed onto 100lb smooth cover stock & is left blank on the inside for you to customize your message. The card includes a standard white A2 sized envelope & is wrapped in cellophane for added protection. Everything is shipped in a rigid photo mailer to prevent bends and wrinkles.

The best part? You only need to pay shipping on your first card! All additional greeting cards added to your cart will ship free.

~~~

Are you a Dachshund fan? Check out some of my other Doxie themed items!

Custom clay Dachshund Magnets & Ornaments
---> www.etsy.com/listing/657412971

Bow Tie Dachshund Art Print
---> www.etsy.com/listing/573717238

Colorful Dachshund Art Print
---> www.etsy.com/listing/602511036

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Shipping on ALL items, no matter how small, is TRACKED.
Shipping on Paintings / Custom Portraits is also Insured.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars (51)

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 21 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 2 hours of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

Q: How long does it take?

A: Custom pet paintings take 1 - 4 weeks to complete, depending on the size and complexity.


Q: How will I get all of my animals to sit for a photo?

A: For paintings featuring more than one animal, it is NOT necessary that you have a picture of the animals together. Individual photos of each pet you'd like to feature will work perfectly fine, and I can paint them all together in the same space.

Q: What if I don't like my portrait?

A: BEFORE I ship your portrait painting, I will send you a picture proof of the finished piece via the email you provide to Etsy at checkout. You will have 1 week to respond & request changes. I'll make any necessary edits so that you are happy :)
I fully research all ingredients that go into my formulations & only deal with reputable ingredient suppliers. If there is ever any doubt on an ingredients safety with use on dogs (for example, Tea Tree Oil), then I WONT use it. When in doubt, I leave it out. I also keep my formulations as simple & natural as possible.

That said, it is important to be a diligent dog mommy & do your own research as well! I am 100% transparent with my ingredients, so you can be proactive! Ask your vet! Ask your groomer! While you're at it, research the ingredients in your current dog products & see how they fare in comparison.

Please note my products are not intended to cure, treat, or prevent any illnesses; & they are only intended for use on DOGS.
Maybe, maybe not. If you're purchasing more than one item from me, you could qualify for lower shipping costs by combining both products into one box (depending on total weight & dimensions).

If you are ready to check out but unsure about the shipping costs, please send me a message so that I can review your order & give you the most accurate quote for shipping.

If you've already made your purchase-- no worries! When applicable, I always refund any shipping overages of $1+ back to the buyer-- you don't even need to ask :)
That depends-- have you already emailed me pictures of your beloved fur babies & purchased the listing? If so, then yes, I'm afraid it is too late.

Because these orders take a long time & a few layers of paint, I typically start your order within hours of your purchase. As soon as you send me the reference photos, the transaction is fixed & cannot be canceled.

Conversely, if you've purchased the listing but haven't yet sent me photos of your doggos, then I haven't started your order and you may still cancel.
Although I put great care into packaging your order, accidents via USPS can occur. Luckily, your painting is insured against loss or damage during transit, which means you will be eligible for a refund.

Please note that I will need photos of the parcel damage (outside packaging) AND photos of the product damage in order to file an insurance claim. Furthermore, you must not throw away any packaging until the claim is processed and approved.

I will happily re-paint your portrait if you choose to re-order. Please note that the new painting will not be identical to the previous one, as no two are exactly the same :)
If the tracking on your order shows as "delivered", but the parcel is nowhere to be found, please try the following:

1. confirm that the address on your order is correct
2. check around bushes and side doors to see if it was concealed by the postal worker
3. ask family members and/or neighbors if they've seen the package and taken it in
4. wait 48 hours (sometimes mail carriers will prematurely mark the order as "Delivered")
5. contact me so that I can personally speak with the USPS in order to locate your package.

Please note that parcel insurance will not cover mail theft, so a refund cannot be issued in such cases. Please be sure that you have a safe area to receive your mail, and I can also ship it signature required upon request.

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