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I'm Not Crying I'm Ordering My Dinner Newborn Baby Grow, 0-3Month Baby Grow, Funny Baby Grow, Newborn Gift, Baby Gift, Baby Shower Gift Baby

I'm Not Crying I'm Ordering My Dinner Newborn Baby Grow, 0-3Month Baby Grow, Funny Baby Grow, Newborn Gift, Baby Gift, Baby Shower Gift Baby

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  • Handmade item
  • Size: 0-3 months UK kids'
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 7 people
  • Gift message available
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From United Kingdom
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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy


Newborn / 0-3 month short sleeve baby grow.

The quote reads 'I'm not crying I'm ordering my dinner' and is printed on so it will not peel off / rip unlike ones made with vinyl lettering.

This is fully machine washable in a warm machine wash and is made with 100% Polyester.

A perfect new baby / baby shower gift and is sure to make people laugh.

Matching bibs and grow/bib sets are also available in our shop. These can be done in other sizes please message us and the colour of the text can be changed. (If you would like us to change the text colour please leave a comment when ordering.


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I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

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The following items can't be returned or exchanged

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