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SquidBrain! (We've actually been told this is a cuttlefish...but still, how cute are tentacular brains?) This original illustration with a human brain superimposed on a cuttlefish will tell the world that you're a sucker (heh) for some serious smarts. Cuttlefish...cuddlefish...too cute, no?

Shown left to right: silver; sky blue; blue aster; electric blue; sage.

The tie is made of a soft microfiber, having almost the same hand as real silk and is printed with high-quality, non-toxic, waterbased ink. All new materials! Vegan safe.

► CHOOSE: standard

Black ink on periwinkle
Black ink on turquoise
Black ink on silver
Black ink on olive
Black ink on celery
Black ink on sage
Black ink on pink
Black ink on charcoal

► WANT A DIFFERENT INK COLOR? Get it for just $5 more! Add this to the order:
and let us know the colors you'd like in the 'notes to seller' field in the Etsy cart.

►WANT A DIFFERENT TIE COLOR? Just make your choice from the 5th photo and let us know in the 'notes to seller' field in the Etsy cart - no extra charge!


Standard: [regular office guy] (3.5"-4" wide) 58" long

► To see design placement of this tie, check out the line art in the 4th image above.

Gorgeous blond wood tie boxes or sleek black paperboard gift boxes available right here:

US: USPS Priority Mail (2-3 business days)
International: USPS First Class (see times below)

Canada and most of Europe shipping takes 2+ weeks on average.
Australia, NZ, Pacific Rim: 21+ days on average
Rest of world 2-3 weeks.

IF YOU NEED IT SOONER: We can arrange Priority International for you at an additional fee, to be billed after you order.

US RUSH ORDERS: We can arrange Express (1-2 business days + guarantee) for an additional fee, to be billed after you order.

-just let us know in the 'notes to seller' in the Etsy cart!

Love tentacles? Check out all our designs:

Prefer silk? Check out this design in our 100% silk option here:

► Need more than two? Check out our wedding packages right here - just look for the number you need and put the design name, ink color and tie color in the 'notes to seller' when you're checking out:

Smart Squid men's necktie. Silkscreen octopus tie, black screenprint on oceanic blues.

$30.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: tie, necktie, microfiber, silkscreen, screenprint, squeegee, waterbased ink, nontoxic ink, eco friendly ink, vegan safe fabric, vegan friendly fabric, silkscreening, screenprinting
  • Feedback: 14937 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from United States