Colorado Native Bumper sticker - "NATIVE but not an asshole about it"

Colorado Native Bumper sticker - "NATIVE but not an asshole about it"

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Height: 3 Inches; Width: 10 Inches


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When the original Colorado NATIVE bumper stickers came out, it was a great way to identify as being a NATIVE of this great state.

Over time, having one meant you thought you were somehow better than people who chose to move to Colorado just because you were born there.

As a comedian, I have used this phrase to break the ice with people or as a stage introduction when performing in Colorado. Many people have asked me to make a bumper sticker so they could also proudly be NATIVEs again, without it meaning they were also entitled and begrudging everyone moving to Colorado due to legalization of marijuana.

So I designed this bumper sticker to sell at my shows and wanted to have a place where people could buy more if they started seeing it around town.

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StuckonSassy made this item with help from

  • A print shop, Austin, TX
StuckonSassy made this item with help from:
  • A print shop, Austin, TX