I Will Always Love You Unless You Fuck It Up Conditional Greeting Card Nihilism Dark Humor Funny Sarcastic Romantic Cute Gift Joke Novelty

I Will Always Love You Unless You Fuck It Up Conditional Greeting Card Nihilism Dark Humor Funny Sarcastic Romantic Cute Gift Joke Novelty

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: 14 pt Cardstock, Paper, Love, Hate, Cardstock, Envelope, Magic, Sadness

Let those people who are special to you know that you are prepared to love them forever as long as they don't poison your parakeet or sleep with that bitch Christina. Set healthy boundaries while showing you probable undying adoration. Great for anniversaries, friendships, Valentine's, or just 'cause.

This card is commercially printed on high-quality 14 pt stock.

Includes envelope because we love you.

Size when closed: 5" x 7"

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Del Mon May 15, 2020  Shipped to: United States

5 out of 5 stars

This shipped quickly and the card quality is excellent! I gave this card to my fiance; he got a kick out if it and cracked up laughing.

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