This Is Not Happening: The X-Files Zine

This Is Not Happening: The X-Files Zine



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Three years in the making, this is a life-changing least for me.

Also, it's HUGE!

- Reviews of all episodes of The X-Files TV show, both movies, and a behind-the-scenes episode, plus The Lone Gunmen TV series
- Ruminations on the show
- Perzine content about my feelings about the show
- A quiz

Other details:
- 76 pages, including front and back covers
- color cover; back and white inside pages
- cut and paste
- half-size


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60 shop reviews 5 out of 5 stars


Ryan Pearce May 16, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

These zines are great! My partner and I started re-watching X-Files this year so reading aloud from This Is Not Happening after each episode has become our new favorite thing.

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Aluvian Sep 29, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

This zine is AMAZING! I just started rewatching the show and I cannot wait to read it along with my rewatch

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cmastorino Oct 10, 2020

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alainalisanti Apr 5, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Funny and a great idea! Great for Disney fans, I also got Issue 2 with my order!

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